So when your super-hot Playboy model who loves mess and dislikes clothes mentions to you, "I have this slave girl Princess Leia outfit in my closet, and I'd love to get it trashed".... There can really be only one response.

And the end result is now available here:
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

For some of you, Kylie + Star Wars = Must buy. For the rest, a handy FAQ:
--Is this a sequel to your earlier, infamous Star Wars scene?
--Yes and no. The script is very "meta comedy" by making jokes about how filmmakers go back to the well to rehash what worked the first time. And both J.J. Abrams and myself take our shots. BUT it's a total different setup, script, etc.

--So the final edit will be another full Star Wars scene?
--Not really. This one acknowledges the entire "shooting on green screen" concept, so what you see in the unedited footage is also what you'll see in the edit. BUT you then get our final "Star Wars edit" thrown in as well. Best of both worlds?

--Yeah yeah. So Kylie gets really messy then?
--Yup. More focus on slime in this one... Or, more precisely, "Sarlacc pit sludge" and "Rancor monster indigestion." But there's a lot of pies thrown in (literally) as well.

--And that outfit? Better than the Liz one? Worse?
--Depends. Do you like thongs? Plus, Kylie is 100% real, so when she "celebrates" getting the part... It's a beautiful thing to behold.

--Uh huh. Do I see some overhead shots there?
--Against my better judgment, I was able to film from above AND slime the poor girl simultaneously... All without injuring myself or my camera. Hopefully you guys dig that bit. It's on the Wide angle.

--I notice Kylie has more clothes on this time, so I assume she does NOT get nekked?
--You'd think that, right? And yet.....


Enjoy folks! And yes, there WILL be a full trailer when the edit finally hits. (Probably in November...) Til then, enjoy some pics...

Pics pics...

Fantastic pics of Kylie, Rich!

Rich, do you often get visuals of past SS models above your head? Ya know, your boss is yelling at you to get back to work, and you're thinking about Shelley?

Yes and it's very embarrassing when the thought bubbles of slimy models appear over my head during an important meeting....

Wow, those pics would be hot even without the mess.

Being an ultimate star wars nerd i say to you.....horrible job and awesomely fantastic amazing job!!! i love this!!!
i am more into the "original costumes" but what the fuck? this shit is crazy hot and i do love the new angle!
hotness all around, my friend. she is fucking gorgeous. that pic of her looking up after that pie?? omgosh. beautiful.
you aint too bad yoself, ss. you know i have like 100 percent crush on you...i need to get titties....
everyone pitch in so i can go stalk s.s. i cant do work for him without titties!!!
i love it. really. it is awesome.

BAHAHA! Thanks so much!
True story: Kylie's man is a BIG Star Wars nerd. I think she had the costume specifically because they did a combo thing for Halloween one year. So, hope for nerds everywhere?...

And that angle is HARD to do. I'm basically perched on a stool holding the camera with one hand and the slime bucket with the other, and trying to pour AND film simultaneously. I probably won't do it too often... My fear is I drop the camera and destroy equipment AND all the footage I just shot...

we have stood on so many squirelly situations to film it is a wonder (knock on wood) we still have a camera! we have had camera guy chest deep in mud with a camera and manage to get himself out holding the camera!
skills!

oh yeah, and about that boobs thing.......anybody can just buy them anyyyyyyytime now.....
annnnyyyyyytiiiiiime now.......
hahah

HA! Yeah, Kylie's are real, but you're right... I went from ONE pair of fake in Year One to... I'm guessing 90% or so these days. (Taking Shelly out of the equation... )

Said it before and said it again: Jayce filming with Rich might make my head explode from the awesomeness.

Which would also be messy!

Norman

Would be a challenging wank though.

Rich, I've never seen a single Star Wars film in my life. EVER. This video just might make me want to start following the franchise. Kylie looks amazing!
The SAW series on the other hand, I own all 7! That was my favorite spoof you ever did.

This big boobed babe is gorgeous and amazing...I am really enjoying her!!

How have you NEVER seen Star Wars?!?

Seriously, watch the original films ASAP.

Rich, I know you are not into butt hits and said in the past that you don't do them, but a) Has there been any pie butt hits that have slipped into any of your scenes? b) Any in these Kylie scenes by any chance?

Thanks.

INDEEED! STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. NOTHING CAN BE MORE IMPORTANT FOR YOUR LIFE.
they are my fave movies. i have a bunch of faves but they are up there with kill bills, one flew over the cukoos nest, sunshine and 28 days/weeks later.....plenty more but star wars.......oh man. zee best. cheezy dialogue takes a true form. its awesome.

Umm, 9-1/2 Weeks? :devil:

Norman


** Seriously, Jayce; have you ever seen 9-1/2 Weeks? It has an amazing WAM scene!

SO random answers....

1) I've done a couple butt hits, but not too many, and they don't seem to affect sales of the scene one way or the other, which is probably why I rarely do 'em! Not my personal thing.
2) No butt hits in the Kylie clips to the best of my recollection.

3) To clarify, when I say "the original" Star Wars movies I mean the ones from 1977, 1980, and 1983. Not the childhood-ruining prequels. And yeah, Jedi has too many Ewoks, but it also has Jabba! And Admiral Akbar! And of course, Slave Girl Leia, AKA The Only Thing I Rip Off In My Scenes.

4) As a fan of messy scenes *and* light bondage, I remember being disappointed on all counts by 9.5 Weeks. Ah well.

once again....im waiting on boobs.
secondly: , i dig the older wars for sure but i cant hate on the last one. i know people do but when that darth vader mask came down....TEARS! the jedis slayed....TEARS! and i saw it like 7 times in the theater with different groups of friends.
28 weeks and days later are zombie films. well, more like "infection" films. they are infected with rage and are basically zombies that RUN. insanely terrifying.

i digress from something that will help me and s.s.
you are right and i would stick to that. butt hits do not affect sales. cake or pie SITTING would if the entire scene were dedicated to it mostly but just throwing one or two in the scene, neh. we have just for custom releases but you are right. the SITTING is the main thing with pies or cakes on the butt we have noticed.

i will now leave you alone and assure you i am single, i will get boobs one day and we can watch old star wars all day. oh, and i CHALLENGE you to mess me up. i dont think you could get me messy enough! Not that you asked but I just did. So there. jayce out

Have yet to see an Indiana Jones movie....or a either Terminator film. Or any Godfather film. Let the hate mail pour in.....

Favorite movie Harrison Ford starred in was 1993's The Fugitive. At least I saw GoodFellas (finally) last year!