So, Jilly has encouraged reviews of her videos. I've reviewed a lot of movies, books and some albums in my time, I enjoy writing reviews, I'm actually stuck in a hotel room with some time to kill so... Here goes.

I won't waste a TON of time on the overall video, as one of my favorite things about "House of Mess" is that Jilly and Jayce do a pretty good job describing what happens and from their own POV.

Instead, I'll break it down into certain elements/attributes and an overall rating.

THE MESS

F'mallow is a pretty incredible substance. Not quite marshmallow (which, as cool as it is to behold, all sticky and glistening, almost gets me hung up every time on how the hell the model gets it out of her hair, off her body, etc. -- even here, JIlly says at one point, "it gets everywhere", which sort of tells your something).

Like with the JOI/nude shaving cream video Jilly put out today, the sound is really neat/specific, that "sticky but thick substance rubbed on bare skin" sound that anyone who's ever played around with foam or a like substance can relate to.

But, unlike shaving cream or batter or anything else I've ever seen utilized in a WAM video, it's incredibly viscous without being limiting or constricting (though there are moments where it does constrict, and in fact Adam at one point becomes so mesmerized in being ground upon that he goes to sit up and his arm has become stuck to the tarp that Jilly's pinned him down upon - i LOL'd, only because I think anyone would have become stuck in the same situation and it was a totally real and unexpected moment).

If nothing else, watching the F'mallow (which at one point Jilly/Adam discuss renaming -- i sort of liked "marsh-lube", btw) stick to their bodies is visually arresting. You could play this sans sound and it would be hot, sexy and fun to watch. Jilly in particular takes great pleasure in stretching and sticking and pulling and rubbing and lifting her hands away to see the stringy mess left behind; Adam gets in on this, too. The colors used are bubblegum pink, "baby boy" blue, and vibrant slime-green, all great choices, and by the end the two of them look like melted Cray Pas crayons (remember those, 40 somethings?) mixed with marshmallow krispie treats. Jily does this cute thing where she keeps lifting her arms, and you see the long, taffy-like strings that trail from her body to her arms, and it both tickled me in a child-like way (which, let's face it, at its core, is what WAM should be -- fun, at least IMHO) and also down in the more adult places. For lack of a better word, it is just really cool to look at. Watching them play in it is visually unlike anything i've ever seen in a WAM video, frankly. And i've seen quite a bit, i feel like...although it should be noted, this is my first co-ed/XXX WAM video.

HIGHLIGHTS

Like with movie reviews, i hope to limit any "spoilers" here, as there's some good stuff that you just have to witness for yourself -- although even telling you about it, i doubt it would spoil anything, in that the experience as it unfolds is better than you'd likely anticipate, at least it was for me.

-- Jilly's focus, indeed much of the focus of the video (which is in two parts), is on the nexus of her pussy and Adam's dick. As it should be, for a sex video, oui? But a lot of time is spent with Jilly in a skirt, and then in the underwear beneath, while Adam is in briefs. You (or at least I) would not think that a dry (Sticky?) hump/lap grind would be so sexy...but it is. It's one of the sexiest "lap dances" i've ever seen, and i've had a few and seen a few more (in movies and stuff...no, i do not just sit and watch other dudes get lap dances). Jilly's underwear and Adam's briefs don't even come off until about 8 or so minutes before the end of the video; you'd think that's an awful long time to spend clothed, but the mess is so viscous and thick -- and Jilly's crotch-grinding SO fucking goddamned hot, that you'd be wrong.

-- Jilly's rubbing of Adam's dick, both clothed and naked. HOT. AS. FUCK. probably the best part of the video, really, at least if you're a dick-owning dude. Closest i've ever come is some lotion/shampoo play in the shower with my ex, and that was very very distant from what happens here. Still, the memory's potent enough to make Jilly's caressing and stroking and jerking off of Adam's engorged member an incredible turn-on, and close to the very highlight of the video (sorry, had to use that word, it's my first anything-like-porn review, and i promised myself i'd use the term "engorged member" if i could slip it in, no pun intended).

-- Adam dumps a healthy blob of blue (so striking, the color) on Jilly's rump, and she shakes it; you then see the blob quiver and slowly, gradually he smears it into and across her butt. (Jilly and Jayce truly have been blessed with fantastic butts. Hooray for Jilly/Jayce's healthy-butt genetics!) This scene is then "mirrored" later on, when Jilly (not without some difficulty, at first -- stuff clearly is hard to pour) dumps a very healthy blob of green f'mallow onto Adam's clothed dick. These are GREAT, specific moments. I often just fast-forward through longer WAM videos to get to "the good stuff", or pie-hit moments, but very specific, "mess-testing" moments like this make the whole thing a worthwhile view.

-- Eventually, all clothes come off, and Adam begins rubbing his dick between Jilly's F'mallowed cheeks. There is perhaps a bit too much bordering-on-porny "Come for daddy"-esque commanding here, but it's forgivable given how genuinely hot for each other A and J clearly are. (I've thought about and occasionally heard what i sound like trying to turn and keep a girl on in the moment, and I'm like "You need to stop watching so much/taking so many cues from porn, dude. You are not Lex Steele.") The sight and sound of their bodies coming together covered in f'mallow-goo is hands down unlike anything i've seen in WAM or XXX videos period. It's fucking rad and, like one of the posters on Jilly's original thread about this video said, something I think one and all will want to do IMMEDIATELY after seeing this video. It looks like a hell of a lot of fun, an incredible sensation, and one the two of them quite obviously share.

SEXINESS

Is this video sexy? Quite.

Is it as "explicit" as a typical XXX porno? Yes and no. As Jilly said in a response to my/Jayce's responses about her JOI/shaving cream video, her videos do not really feature close-ups, which is a blessing and a curse. If your'e into close-ups of dicks, assholes and pussies, you'll be disappointed. But on the other hand, what makes up for that is the consistent level of intimacy, of two people in love/hot for each other, making it all up on the fly, in a scene that unfolds as organically -- and, i should add, at a solid medium pace (shout out to Adam Sandler!) throughout -- as possible.

What is left to your imagination is that when Adam begins fingering Jilly's asshole, you don't see it, but you "feel it" -- normally in a XXX film, i'd be kind of eye-rollingly ho-hum about this, but here, again, i tip my hat to the intimacy of the whole scene; she's turned on, he's turned on (obviously -- the whole time, Adam kind of just seems like he's ready to whip his dick out and explode, and i honestly cannot disagree/imagine any guy who would), you will very likely be turned on, too.

Again, Jilly's focus on Adam's dick, which should do the trick for any red-blooded male, or ladies who can place themselves in Jilly's position. Jilly seems genuinely in love with Adam AND his dick, and when she wants and gets it, it feels "earned", she (and you) are ready for it. Again, i could have perhaps done with a little less "Yeah, daddy, fuck me/Come for me baby", but i'm being nit-picky...you always believe these two people want to fuck each other's brains out, but are aware they're making a WAM video, but what's nice is, it's almost wholly without any self-consciousness about what is unfolding. It's like the camera often is not even there. Jilly looks at it a few times, but generally seems more comfortable on camera (or at least knows what to say and when not to say anything) than Adam, but on the other hand, Adam scores points with such clearly non-planned, totally organic, loving, appreciative statements like "I'm the luckiest guy in the world" and "I think that was the hottest thing I've ever done with you...thank you". Dude seems like a genuine dude, and it's so much more appealing than/a nice switch from the usual XXX/porn off-camera "faceless dick" or annoying instructor-dick that normally directs the typical porn film.

I've never had the pleasure of filming myself having sex, and Jilly has made mention that she enjoys watching her scenes with Adam, and you can tell -- these are basically two younger people in love, who are passionate about sex and each other, and are making the videos to explore and have fun, both the mess and each other, and the creation of the video for the UMD public appears to be more of a secondary thing. It's for them, and for them to share with/sell to us, and not just "OK, do this, now do that, now dump this, now pour that, now fuck me, now i suck you."

The video (proper - i hope to see the "extra footage" Jilly has teased about on this forum?) ends with Adam fingering Jilly's mess-covered pussy until she cums. Now...I dunno, i may not be the greatest guy alive at spotting real and fake orgasms, but if that is a fake orgasm, Jilly deserves an AVN award for "Best Fake Orgasm". Watching her hip/butt muscles contract and expand, roil and rock while Adam brings her to the brink is extremely hot; Jilly's breathlessness/"o-sounds" are, too. She collapses slowly into Adam's lap, at which point i thought to myself "Well that was nice...", and i really mean that. Hey, i get that the point of most XXX is to get you off, which does not always include the girl herself actually getting of, mostly it's about a pop shot.

"I need a moment..." Jilly breathes, quietly, as she lies back against Adam and luxuriates in the afterglow/the mess they've made.

If Adam fucking her from behind, and this ending bit sounds enticing to you, and you like the idea of a "loving WAM-porn video" vs. the typical XXX video, than you will enjoy this quite a bit.

OTHER ODDS AND ENDS/OBSERVATIONS

-- This is likely the only WAM video to ever feature a James Cameron dis.

-- Watching/listening to Jilly & Adam for the first few minutes is pretty amusing and sexy. Again, there's a lot of "exploration" of the mess -- what it feels like, what it can do, how pretty/colorful it looks, what it reminds them of, what it looks like on each others' bodies. I've seen this in some solo or girl-girl videos, but not really in a Co-Ed sense, and it actually was different and all the more worth buying for it. (Though I'd think the 2nd half of the video, containing the most "hot moments" would be the thing most would probably watch repeatedly, vs. the build-up, which is very good, but I don't necessarily know how repeatedly very good it is.)

-- Jilly seems really sweet and down to earth in her sexiness; kind of girl, yes, probably all of us dudes wish we were with. But I can also honestly seeing having a beer with her being a good time. She cracks some jokes-observations, isn't above saying exactly how something looks for feels, however silly it is. And, so I don't make this a glowing review solely about Jilly, again -- I feel like Adam comes off like an affable guy.

-- Adam also has a pretty damn sizable dick. I mean, i have not seen a shit-ton of dicks in person, and dicks are not something i generally focus on in XXX, but i did here, just because it's there and watching Jilly rub it over his briefs got me really hot and bothered. Between Adam's dick and Jilly's butt, they are the supporting actors/best props of this filmed endeavor. And appropriately, Jilly REALLY wants Adam's dick, and Adam REALLY is into Jilly's butt. I can't say I wouldn't feel the same. (And I am straight. I'm just saying, dude has a pretty enviably big cock. So, kudos to Adam's genetic background much as I tip my hat to the gluteal amazingness possessed by Jilly and Jayce.)

-- Again, Jilly: you and Jayce should sell F'mallow, or at least share with us the recipe. There isn't a couple, dude or woman on here who would not wanna try it out. It looks and looks like it feels as amazing as you've said it does.

-- Jilly has awesome nipples; watching Adam suck on them, and her subsequent reaction is equally awesome.

-- Jilly apparently enjoys fingers in her butt. (Sorry, Jayce, if you're reading this!) Maybe this was part of the "play acting", maybe it's a truth Adam let slip. Either way, it's fucking hot as shit.

-- Best quotes: Jilly - "It feels really warm around...this area (gestures between thighs)"; Adam, "God, I'm the luckiest man, i'm totally convinced" (he knows it, he owns it, i admire it - you never see that in XXX, for mostly obvious reasons); Jilly - "It feels like a really slippery sweater"; Jilly - "We look fucking hot. I'm sorry...that is, like, the most conceited shit I've ever heard, but..." (it's OK, Jilly; you do); Jilly - "You know how bad i want you to fuck me...?"/Adam - "Probably about as bad as i want it."

OVERALL RATING

Is this worth the purchase? Most definitely. Great mess/substance, and a terrific balance between sexy, sensual and just plain fucking hot. It maybe takes a little long to "get going, into the good stuff" and said good stuff may seem a hair short, but that's simply putting my most critical hat on in saying that. Also, I tend to like Pie/Slime Videos, more than All-Over-Body WAM, but this is exactly the kind of video that's slowly making me a "i want to be submerged or lie in a tub of F'mallow/mystery substance, both alone and with someone" convert.

Overall Rating: 8.8

YES. YES. AND YES

All of it is spot-on. You really studied this video as much as I have. And it's funny because I said, out loud afterward, "I'm willing to BET this is the only WAM video that has 'Fuck you, James Cameron!'" in it

You really have said just about everything I've noticed in our videos and MORE. If there was a way I could get you to write the descriptions, I'd totally do it! It's perfect!

I am glad that you can forgive our sexual dialogue because that's just how we talk to each other (as you'll be able to see below) I've actively thought before about changing the things we say, but we really just say what we'd be saying if the cameras were off, especially in a part of the video like THAT --when we're just lost in each other and pleasing each other...

And no, that wasn't a fake orgasm (like I would say anything else lol But no, really. That stuff feels fucking incredible as lubricant.) And that's another thing I've oftentimes considered changing to suit a broader audience and that's how I orgasm: I tense up, I shake, I quiver, my teeth sometimes chatter, sometimes I LAUGH lol. My legs go crazy... I have a video of him going down on me and you can see my reaction down to my fingertips. It's insane!

Indeed Adam isn't as comfortable as I am on camera... That's not to say that he's uncomfortable, he just hasn't been on it as often and sometimes doesn't know what to say. I don't think it was incredibly evident, or in any of our videos. You nailed it, really. It's not awkward, but you can tell I'm really fluid in front of the camera because I'm ALWAYS in front of one, he just hasn't gotten there yet But, again, it's not awkward. If it were awkward, I wouldn't have released it. I'm really picky about videos.

And lastly, I'm glad you recognize just how passionate all of this is for us. We make an entire event out of making these videos and the day we know we're going to do it, we'll be texting each other (he's usually at work) the whole day talking each other up, telling each other how excited we are, basically me telling him I'm STARVING for his dick... etc. And yes, I love it. I love it almost like it's a PERSON. I worship said dick... Our main goals is to please each other in any way possible and not stop until the job is done, so that's likely why we're always grinding, sighing, heaving, groping, and cumming like crazy in our videos lol.

I mean, just last night he came in from work and I heard him come up the stairs, I got naked, he opened the bedroom door, I grabbed him by the hand and threw him on the bed and straddled his face and he feasted on me like I was a milkshake (Broad City reference, what-WHAT!) I won't get into mushy details, but our relationship just spills over into our sex, so it's no wonder we have a good time ^_^

Thank you so much for that detailed, and HONEST, review of our video. I don't expect everyone on UMD who purchases one of my videos to make a review this badass, but I can honestly say I'm about 3 seconds away from printing this out and framing it for our bedroom lol. This was so true to the nature of the video, I'm downright thrilled about it, even the criticisms. Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU.

I can't say how many times I laughed at this review. Parts that were genuinely funny, parts that made me laugh because I got a little embarrassed, and just laughing knowing someone else sees what we see. THis was great to see.

I was conscious of not trying to be overly critical (not that i had much reason to be), while still giving an articulate review with a POV -- I've never critiqued a dude having sex with a lady before, so...

And I appreciate your/Jilly's responses, which just continue to show how chill, cool, honest, open and genuine you are. Any embarrassment should simply stem from the notion of a very intimate act with a mirror held up to it -- how many of us ever have that experience? How many of us ever have our sexual encounters "reviewed"? So, thanks for being such a good sport.

I really did mean what I said about it clearly being the work of people who know that the ultimate intent may be to create WAM content for sale, and yet that's not what appears to be driving the maneuvers, words and play in the video, passion, love, sex and connecting with a lover does.

Thanks for reading and enjoying!

JY

Oh honey, there wasn't anything overly-critical and certainly not anything I wouldn't own up to in this video! I really appreciate an honest review rather than just an ass-kissing fest (though I do like butt stuff, as you've found out ) Adam and I had a blast reading and re-reading this review. It really was 100% perfect. We kept laughing because you were really on the nose about it! Haha.

Oh, and speaking of the James Cameron thing, how'd you like me pretending to jack him off and him releasing blue splooge all over my face?? LOL. The "best quotes" section was pretty great. I still laugh over the "that is the most conceited shit I've ever heard in my life..." comment. We can't script this stuff. We have a bad habit of saying whatever pops into our head...

As demonstrated in this trailer when Adam says (around 0:52) "That looks like semen" and totally CRUSHES me being totally fascinated with the coconut oil Or "Oh I'll give you a full body massage with RELEASE..." "Me love you long time..." (0:21)

trailer I'm talking about