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"Jennifer Aniston"
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She was on the tv version of "Ferris Bueller" playing his bratty older sister and gets pushed into a giant mud puddle.
You see her fall from behind and then it cuts to the next scene and she's walking in the hallway with her face and chest covered in mud.
You see her fall from behind and then it cuts to the next scene and she's walking in the hallway with her face and chest covered in mud.
gooeypiefight said: She was on the tv version of "Ferris Bueller" playing his bratty older sister and gets pushed into a giant mud puddle.
You see her fall from behind and then it cuts to the next scene and she's walking in the hallway with her face and chest covered in mud.
You see her fall from behind and then it cuts to the next scene and she's walking in the hallway with her face and chest covered in mud.
This is the scene at 8:10. It's a good fall and the mud has a good consistency, it's a shame they don't show her getting out of the mud because the coverage looks like it would have been good. When they show her again at 9:30, she is muddy but it's dried https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VdYsyEvNtDU
jono12 said:
This is the scene at 8:10. It's a good fall and the mud has a good consistency, it's a shame they don't show her getting out of the mud because the coverage looks like it would have been good.
This is the scene at 8:10. It's a good fall and the mud has a good consistency, it's a shame they don't show her getting out of the mud because the coverage looks like it would have been good.
I'd say there's a 99.99% chance that the stuntperson who ACTUALLY took that fall was not near as hot as early '90s Jennifer Aniston though.
Not to spoil the Hollywood magic, but the closest Aniston came to WAM in this scene was "makeup designed to look like mud." Her stunt double, on the other hand....
As a sidenote, the TV version of Ferris Bueller was canned after a few weeks. However, there was a total ripoff version called Parker Lewis Can't Lose, and that ran for 2 or three seasons.
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
MikeHoncho47 said: Here she is on a segment from Ellen's show where she throws cakes/pies at an audience member. Her outfit is so sexy, bummer there couldn't be any retribution!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtBOaSe7yw
I will say, out of all the years of Friends, I can't believe they never had a legitimate food fight, pie fight, slapstick style messy scene. Especially since one of the main characters is a chef! Always dreamed of Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston having a back and forth pie fight. I guess only in my dreams. One day AI will be able to create it for us ha.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOtBOaSe7yw
I will say, out of all the years of Friends, I can't believe they never had a legitimate food fight, pie fight, slapstick style messy scene. Especially since one of the main characters is a chef! Always dreamed of Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston having a back and forth pie fight. I guess only in my dreams. One day AI will be able to create it for us ha.
Pleasantly surprised given the other times she's gotten people wet/messy on her shows that it wasn't just two people sitting in chairs while they just ruined their outfits.
MikeHoncho47 said: I will say, out of all the years of Friends, I can't believe they never had a legitimate food fight, pie fight, slapstick style messy scene. Especially since one of the main characters is a chef! Always dreamed of Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston having a back and forth pie fight. I guess only in my dreams. One day AI will be able to create it for us ha.
I thought there was a story or rumor out there that a Friends episode was going to have a pie fight with all the main characters, but Aniston nixed it. Maybe I'm dreaming.
Muller said:
It's so disappointing. You would think she would be up for things like that more often
It's so disappointing. You would think she would be up for things like that more often
As someone who's approached MANY beautiful women over the years in an attempt to get them to shoot messy content.... My response to that comment is (with all due respect), "WHAAAAT??"
Jennifer Aniston was absolutely gorgeous in the '90s. And of course I had a crush on her, like everyone, and would've LOVED to see her in some wildest-dreams food fight. (Old-timers might remember that I wrote some WAM stories where the lead character, Rachel Ross P.I.E., sounded an awful lot like a certain Friends actress.)
But TBH? Nothing about Aniston.... in her personality, or demeanor, or attitude.... EVER led me to think that she'd be up for getting pies smashed in her face, for "the scene" or otherwise.
And in that respect, she's no different from the vast majority of models who have given me a "Thanks, but no thanks" over the years. Stereotypically, a hot woman whose looks give her a certain level of fame & money & privilege is NOT also someone who would be "up for" getting humiliated in a messy situation, staged or otherwise.
We're lucky every time we witness another gorgeous woman (famous and not) who is willing to "mess up" her perfect image, for a laugh or a lot of money (or both). But realistically, these women are outliers. And Aniston is definitely NOT an outlier in this respect.
SlapstickStuff said:
As someone who's approached MANY beautiful women over the years in an attempt to get them to shoot messy content.... My response to that comment is (with all due respect), "WHAAAAT??"
Jennifer Aniston was absolutely gorgeous in the '90s. And of course I had a crush on her, like everyone, and would've LOVED to see her in some wildest-dreams food fight. (Old-timers might remember that I wrote some WAM stories where the lead character, Rachel Ross P.I.E., sounded an awful lot like a certain Friends actress.)
But TBH? Nothing about Aniston.... in her personality, or demeanor, or attitude.... EVER led me to think that she'd be up for getting pies smashed in her face, for "the scene" or otherwise.
And in that respect, she's no different from the vast majority of models who have given me a "Thanks, but no thanks" over the years. Stereotypically, a hot woman whose looks give her a certain level of fame & money & privilege is NOT also someone who would be "up for" getting humiliated in a messy situation, staged or otherwise.
We're lucky every time we witness another gorgeous woman (famous and not) who is willing to "mess up" her perfect image, for a laugh or a lot of money (or both). But realistically, these women are outliers. And Aniston is definitely NOT an outlier in this respect.
Muller said:
It's so disappointing. You would think she would be up for things like that more often
It's so disappointing. You would think she would be up for things like that more often
As someone who's approached MANY beautiful women over the years in an attempt to get them to shoot messy content.... My response to that comment is (with all due respect), "WHAAAAT??"
Jennifer Aniston was absolutely gorgeous in the '90s. And of course I had a crush on her, like everyone, and would've LOVED to see her in some wildest-dreams food fight. (Old-timers might remember that I wrote some WAM stories where the lead character, Rachel Ross P.I.E., sounded an awful lot like a certain Friends actress.)
But TBH? Nothing about Aniston.... in her personality, or demeanor, or attitude.... EVER led me to think that she'd be up for getting pies smashed in her face, for "the scene" or otherwise.
And in that respect, she's no different from the vast majority of models who have given me a "Thanks, but no thanks" over the years. Stereotypically, a hot woman whose looks give her a certain level of fame & money & privilege is NOT also someone who would be "up for" getting humiliated in a messy situation, staged or otherwise.
We're lucky every time we witness another gorgeous woman (famous and not) who is willing to "mess up" her perfect image, for a laugh or a lot of money (or both). But realistically, these women are outliers. And Aniston is definitely NOT an outlier in this respect.
Honestly, my heart was always with Lisa Kudrow. If she had taken a pie...
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
Pies_er_alles said:
I thought there was a story or rumor out there that a Friends episode was going to have a pie fight with all the main characters, but Aniston nixed it. Maybe I'm dreaming.
MikeHoncho47 said: I will say, out of all the years of Friends, I can't believe they never had a legitimate food fight, pie fight, slapstick style messy scene. Especially since one of the main characters is a chef! Always dreamed of Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston having a back and forth pie fight. I guess only in my dreams. One day AI will be able to create it for us ha.
I thought there was a story or rumor out there that a Friends episode was going to have a pie fight with all the main characters, but Aniston nixed it. Maybe I'm dreaming.
Way back when-- I mean, like, early to mid 1990s-- you would get your WAM fix on USENET groups. alt-sex-fetish.wet-and-messy for example. I remember there were always trolls who would post about some actress or female personality getting pied in an "upcoming episode" of some show. Almost never true. I distinctly remember that someone posted an ALERT that Chris McKendry, a former female anchor on ESPN was pied. This Aniston rumor sounds like one of those troll jobs.
Long ass thread for someone who's never actually gotten messy!
SlapstickStuff said:
But TBH? Nothing about Aniston.... in her personality, or demeanor, or attitude.... EVER led me to think that she'd be up for getting pies smashed in her face, for "the scene" or otherwise.
And in that respect, [bold] she's no different from the vast majority of models who have given me a "Thanks, but no thanks" over the years. [/bold] Stereotypically, a hot woman whose looks give her a certain level of fame & money & privilege is NOT also someone who would be "up for" getting humiliated in a messy situation, staged or otherwise.
But TBH? Nothing about Aniston.... in her personality, or demeanor, or attitude.... EVER led me to think that she'd be up for getting pies smashed in her face, for "the scene" or otherwise.
And in that respect, [bold] she's no different from the vast majority of models who have given me a "Thanks, but no thanks" over the years. [/bold] Stereotypically, a hot woman whose looks give her a certain level of fame & money & privilege is NOT also someone who would be "up for" getting humiliated in a messy situation, staged or otherwise.
With all due respect, Rich, I think there's a MASSIVE difference in a celebrity being asked to take a single pie in the face --or at most a few -- for a TV show and being asked, for probably $1,000 or less, to be hit with 50-75 pies, drenched in slime, and also take a dozen cakes in the face across multiple scenes, all of which would appear for sale in perpetuity in the webstore of a small-time fetish producer. [This is NOT intended as a dig at you. You are a BIGTIME producer within the tiny, circumscribed universe of WAM, and a deserved legend in our ranks. All glory and honor are yours; it is right to give you thanks and praise. But I'm sure you'd be the first to admit you are a small-time producer in the overall scheme of things.]
I'm not at all arguing here that Aniston in particular would be up for getting pied for a role in some big-time production. I have no idea if she would or not, but at this point in her career, I really doubt it. What I'm saying is that your generalization is built on very shaky logic, and your own experience as small-time fetish producer trying to talk some extremely gorgeous women into being hit with dozens and dozens of pies in fetish videos for a very small paycheck (in terms of what they can make elsewhere) should NOT be used as a yardstick for what actual celebrities would do when asked to be pied for a TV show or movie.
DanLovesHair said: I had heard that Friends was supposed to have a food fight with the cast on one of their Thanksgiving episodes, but a couple of the actors wouldn't have it. Also heard, Aniston was one of them.
Yeah I heard that story and she was giving the "I'm above this" and "this is going to damage my career". I get where she's coming from on some level, but remember when actors would just do what they were told when it came to the script?
That's a big reason you don't see a lot of TV Wam scenes anymore. Most Actors are Executive Producers now. Their agents barter for this in lieu of hugher salary fees so they can have most of the say on what there character does on screen (Not always 100% but most times) and their precious egos won't let them do such things as wam even on comedy shows anymore. All about the craft and what not.
Every now and then though you get an actor who is like sure that's fine. And those actors I respect more. Not cause they provided wank material, but because then didn't feel it beneath them to do a messy scene when in service of the script.
I love my messy wife.
Gurph Morlicks said:
With all due respect, Rich, I think there's a MASSIVE difference in a celebrity being asked to take a single pie in the face --or at most a few -- for a TV show and being asked, for probably $1,000 or less, to be hit with 50-75 pies, drenched in slime, and also take a dozen cakes in the face across multiple scenes, all of which would appear for sale in perpetuity in the webstore of a small-time fetish producer. [This is NOT intended as a dig at you. You are a BIGTIME producer within the tiny, circumscribed universe of WAM, and a deserved legend in our ranks. All glory and honor are yours; it is right to give you thanks and praise. But I'm sure you'd be the first to admit you are a small-time producer in the overall scheme of things.]
I'm not at all arguing here that Aniston in particular would be up for getting pied for a role in some big-time production. I have no idea if she would or not, but at this point in her career, I really doubt it. What I'm saying is that your generalization is built on very shaky logic, and your own experience as small-time fetish producer trying to talk some extremely gorgeous women into being hit with dozens and dozens of pies in fetish videos for a very small paycheck (in terms of what they can make elsewhere) should NOT be used as a yardstick for what actual celebrities would do when asked to be pied for a TV show or movie.
With all due respect, Rich, I think there's a MASSIVE difference in a celebrity being asked to take a single pie in the face --or at most a few -- for a TV show and being asked, for probably $1,000 or less, to be hit with 50-75 pies, drenched in slime, and also take a dozen cakes in the face across multiple scenes, all of which would appear for sale in perpetuity in the webstore of a small-time fetish producer. [This is NOT intended as a dig at you. You are a BIGTIME producer within the tiny, circumscribed universe of WAM, and a deserved legend in our ranks. All glory and honor are yours; it is right to give you thanks and praise. But I'm sure you'd be the first to admit you are a small-time producer in the overall scheme of things.]
I'm not at all arguing here that Aniston in particular would be up for getting pied for a role in some big-time production. I have no idea if she would or not, but at this point in her career, I really doubt it. What I'm saying is that your generalization is built on very shaky logic, and your own experience as small-time fetish producer trying to talk some extremely gorgeous women into being hit with dozens and dozens of pies in fetish videos for a very small paycheck (in terms of what they can make elsewhere) should NOT be used as a yardstick for what actual celebrities would do when asked to be pied for a TV show or movie.
Sure, but the same logic of an attractive woman who declares herself an "influencer" (because, um, she's attractive and wears low-cut outfits and thus has 500K followers) and then says, "I'm sorry, getting pied doesn't fit my BRAND" or (and this is true) "I might pie myself ONCE for $1000."
That's just the small-scale version of what Aniston (and many other attractive women) were doing back in the '90s, which is basically the norm now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are there a BUNCH of big-time female celebs who have been pied for a TV show or movie in the last 25 years? Or am I missing something. Feels like they're very few & far between, aside from the occasional Fallon thing with giant goggles. (And even that's been over for years.)
Again, Aniston is NOT the outlier when it comes to female celebs, and there's no basis for us saying, "Why didn't she participate in a massive food fight on Friends, seems like she'd be up for it!"
DrVenkman said:
Yeah I heard that story and she was giving the "I'm above this" and "this is going to damage my career". I get where she's coming from on some level, but remember when actors would just do what they were told when it came to the script?
That's a big reason you don't see a lot of TV Wam scenes anymore. Most Actors are Executive Producers now. Their agents barter for this in lieu of hugher salary fees so they can have most of the say on what there character does on screen (Not always 100% but most times) and their precious egos won't let them do such things as wam even on comedy shows anymore. All about the craft and what not.
Every now and then though you get an actor who is like sure that's fine. And those actors I respect more. Not cause they provided wank material, but because then didn't feel it beneath them to do a messy scene when in service of the script.
Yeah I heard that story and she was giving the "I'm above this" and "this is going to damage my career". I get where she's coming from on some level, but remember when actors would just do what they were told when it came to the script?
That's a big reason you don't see a lot of TV Wam scenes anymore. Most Actors are Executive Producers now. Their agents barter for this in lieu of hugher salary fees so they can have most of the say on what there character does on screen (Not always 100% but most times) and their precious egos won't let them do such things as wam even on comedy shows anymore. All about the craft and what not.
Every now and then though you get an actor who is like sure that's fine. And those actors I respect more. Not cause they provided wank material, but because then didn't feel it beneath them to do a messy scene when in service of the script.
Yep, totally in agreement here. There's also a ton of other factors, including "classic" messy moments in comedies falling completely out of fashion. (Probably not related to the rise of awareness that this is a niche fetish for some, but it couldn't have helped. You don't exactly see a lot of foot shots in mainstream shows anymore, unless it's a Quentin film.)
The more contemporary version of an actress NOT saying "this is beneath me" is probably Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary and the "jizz in the hair" scene. Which served the same purpose as a pie in the face in the 1920s.... But updated for a modern audience. Unfortunately, doesn't work for our purposes.
(And also that was 25 years ago, not sure if any big actress would even do THAT scene now.)
FTR I'm pretty certain Aniston would've ixnayed the "jizz in the hair" scene, even in 1999. Now Lisa Kudrow, on the other hand....
SlapstickStuff said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are there a BUNCH of big-time female celebs who have been pied for a TV show or movie in the last 25 years? Or am I missing something. Feels like they're very few & far between, aside from the occasional Fallon thing with giant goggles. (And even that's been over for years.)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are there a BUNCH of big-time female celebs who have been pied for a TV show or movie in the last 25 years? Or am I missing something. Feels like they're very few & far between, aside from the occasional Fallon thing with giant goggles. (And even that's been over for years.)
Pied female celebs these days aren't as rare as you think, Rich! Not even counting the ones on Fallon, here are some of the female celebs who have been pied in just the last five years (all of these but Olivia Culpo are actually within the last three years):
Cate Blanchett
Piper Perabo
Katy Perry
Charli D'Amelio
Eliza Dushku
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Maya Rudolph
Olivia Culpo (former Miss Universe)
Amanda Crew
Lilly Singh
There are at least a few more that belong in this list whose names I can't remember off the top of my head. (Does anyone recall a video from a few years back of a gorgeous actress with short dark hair where she and a good friend of hers are sitting by a pool at night and they pie each other for some charitable cause? She was one of the stars of some very popular TV show at the time, but I didn't ever watch the show and I can't remember the name of that either. I know I saved the video from YouTube or a social media site but now have no idea how to search for it on my hard drive.)
Now, you can argue semantics all you want and say celebs getting pied for a charity is totally different than getting pied for a TV show or a movie, but it's still female celebs agreeing to be pied... and in this case they're not even earning any money for it! Meanwhile you're claiming that almost all female celebs are simply above getting pied these days, and that the vast majority of females in general will only ever agreed to be pied for money.
You can certainly argue that some of the above aren't "quality pieings" -- i.e. not made to the exacting specifications of pie fetishists like us -- and I won't argue with you there. But that's not at all what this argument is about, this is just about female celebs agreeing or refusing to be pied. (To my knowledge, no female celeb has ever said, "I'll agree to be pied, but only if the coverage is really weak." And it's not like the celebs themselves are usually the ones preparing the pies and working out the logistics. Although let's note that in the most on-the-fly, charity-based DIY examples above -- Olivia Culpo, Eliza Dushku -- the pie hits are actually pretty excellent!)
Gurph Morlicks said:
Pied female celebs these days aren't as rare as you think. Not even counting the ones on Fallon, here are some of the female celebs who have been pied in just the last five years (all of these but Olivia Culpo are actually within the last three years):
Cate Blanchett
Piper Perabo
Katy Perry
Charli D'Amelio
Eliza Dushku
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Maya Rudolph
Olivia Culpo (former Miss Universe)
Amanda Crew
Lilly Singh
There are at least a few more that belong in this list whose names I can't remember off the top of my head. (Does anyone recall a video from a few years back of a gorgeous actress with short dark hair where she and a good friend of hers are sitting by a pool at night and they pie each other for some charitable cause? She was one of the stars of some very popular TV show at the time, but I didn't ever watch the show and I can't remember the name of that either. I know I saved the video from YouTube or a social media site but now have no idea how to search for it on my hard drive.)
Now, you can argue semantics all you want and say celebs getting pied for a charity is totally different than getting pied for a TV show or a movie, but it's still female celebs agreeing to be pied... and in this case they're not even earning any money for it! Meanwhile you're claiming that almost all female celebs are simply above getting pied these days, and that the vast majority of females in general will only ever agreed to be pied for money.
You can certainly argue that some of the above aren't "quality pieings" -- i.e. not made to the exacting specifications of pie fetishists like us -- and I won't argue with you there. But that's not at all what this argument is about, this is just about female celebs agreeing or refusing to be pied. (To my knowledge, no female celeb has ever said, "I'll agree to be pied, but only if the coverage is really weak." And it's not like the celebs themselves are usually the ones preparing the pies and working out the logistics. Although let's note that in the most on-the-fly, charity-based DIY examples above -- Olivia Culpo, Eliza Dushku -- the pie hits are actually pretty excellent!)
SlapstickStuff said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are there a BUNCH of big-time female celebs who have been pied for a TV show or movie in the last 25 years? Or am I missing something. Feels like they're very few & far between, aside from the occasional Fallon thing with giant goggles. (And even that's been over for years.)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but are there a BUNCH of big-time female celebs who have been pied for a TV show or movie in the last 25 years? Or am I missing something. Feels like they're very few & far between, aside from the occasional Fallon thing with giant goggles. (And even that's been over for years.)
Pied female celebs these days aren't as rare as you think. Not even counting the ones on Fallon, here are some of the female celebs who have been pied in just the last five years (all of these but Olivia Culpo are actually within the last three years):
Cate Blanchett
Piper Perabo
Katy Perry
Charli D'Amelio
Eliza Dushku
Loni Anderson
Morgan Fairchild
Maya Rudolph
Olivia Culpo (former Miss Universe)
Amanda Crew
Lilly Singh
There are at least a few more that belong in this list whose names I can't remember off the top of my head. (Does anyone recall a video from a few years back of a gorgeous actress with short dark hair where she and a good friend of hers are sitting by a pool at night and they pie each other for some charitable cause? She was one of the stars of some very popular TV show at the time, but I didn't ever watch the show and I can't remember the name of that either. I know I saved the video from YouTube or a social media site but now have no idea how to search for it on my hard drive.)
Now, you can argue semantics all you want and say celebs getting pied for a charity is totally different than getting pied for a TV show or a movie, but it's still female celebs agreeing to be pied... and in this case they're not even earning any money for it! Meanwhile you're claiming that almost all female celebs are simply above getting pied these days, and that the vast majority of females in general will only ever agreed to be pied for money.
You can certainly argue that some of the above aren't "quality pieings" -- i.e. not made to the exacting specifications of pie fetishists like us -- and I won't argue with you there. But that's not at all what this argument is about, this is just about female celebs agreeing or refusing to be pied. (To my knowledge, no female celeb has ever said, "I'll agree to be pied, but only if the coverage is really weak." And it's not like the celebs themselves are usually the ones preparing the pies and working out the logistics. Although let's note that in the most on-the-fly, charity-based DIY examples above -- Olivia Culpo, Eliza Dushku -- the pie hits are actually pretty excellent!)
When was Maya Rudolph pied?
DrVenkman said:
I second this. I have had a massive crush on her for years.
Muller said:
When was Maya Rudolph pied?
When was Maya Rudolph pied?
I second this. I have had a massive crush on her for years.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but seriously don't bother, it's just about the worst pieing ever, with almost nothing sticking to her at all. She plays a very wealthy woman who is protest pied on an AppleTV show called "Loot." It's really not worth seeking out, I guarantee it.
Gurph Morlicks said:
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but seriously don't bother, it's just about the worst pieing ever, with almost nothing sticking to her at all. She plays a very wealthy woman who is protest pied on an AppleTV show called "Loot." It's really not worth seeking out, I guarantee it.
DrVenkman said:
I second this. I have had a massive crush on her for years.
Muller said:
When was Maya Rudolph pied?
When was Maya Rudolph pied?
I second this. I have had a massive crush on her for years.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but seriously don't bother, it's just about the worst pieing ever, with almost nothing sticking to her at all. She plays a very wealthy woman who is protest pied on an AppleTV show called "Loot." It's really not worth seeking out, I guarantee it.
I appreciate the follow up. At least I don't have to wonder then lol.
I love my messy wife.
I recall a movie several years ago, 'Monster-In-Law', where Jane Fonda slams Jennifer Lopez's face into a cake. (If in fact it wasn't a stunt double)
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