Irene and Faith start the messy wrestling match circling one another with cupcakes in hand, ready to strike. Irene lands the first blow, but Faith retaliates while trying to feed her tiger tattoo with sweets. Irene locks in a camel clutch and then effortlessly picks up Faith and drops her into a cake. Irene is really having her way with Faith, covering her in corn syrup and attempting to lock in some submission holds. They exchange pudding wedgies and slaps making a complete mess of one another. These ladies really take messy to a different level then the usual messyhot faire. Eventually they realize the futility of their tops, shedding them after a scissoring battle but don't worry nipples are covered! Couldn't have nipples exposed during a broadcast match. Faith manages to reach the blueberry pie filling and empty it onto Irene as she rides her. They find themselves having a really hard time getting leverage while covered in all of the slippery substances. Faith climbs on top and gives Irene some bootie bumps directly to the boobs. Not making any progress they decide to have a tie breaker with pies, delivering one to another to try and knock the other out. Irene cheats and calls for help from the coach who sneaks a cake into the ring which she deftly drops directly on Faith's head. "I'll put some more pie filing in your coochie!" Traditional rulings begin devolving into a whipped cream fight and the audience even gets involved delivering cupcakes for the ladies to destroy one another with.

Who wins? You'll have to watch to see. But fans of Brutus the Barber or Roddy Piper will know exactly what hold was used to get the bell rung and have the condensed milk finisher delivered.