Looks like you clowns have ALL been good boys and girls this year....

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After some early previews, SlapstickStuff is proud to announce our latest superstar: ANGIE! She's a Puetro Rican firecracker with a wicked sense of humor and a killer bod. She caught on pretty quick too, from those exaggerated reactions (love those eyes and smile!) to the art of destroying yourself with cake and pies! (True story: We leaned into the self-pies because she wanted to be "more in control." Considering the amazing coverage we got, I think it was a wise decision.)

Please note I tried to cover all your many (MANY) bases: There's a "classy" Scene One with great leg shots, a nice dress, and almost all pies. There's a "skimpy" Scene Two with a ton of cake coverage. And a "pratfall" Scene Three with some physical gags, lots of self pies, plenty of booty shots, and an epic green sliming.

Hopefully the sales numbers will ensure a return appearance from Angie! Let me know whatcha think in the comments below!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPz6u7Ik9OI

And here's some goodness from Scene Two....
I'm not saying this is our greatest cake scene (as there's plenty of other candidates). But I think it probably IS our sexiest one. The combo of Angie doing all the cakings herself, and really leaning into the over-the-top sex appeal for our "Crusty Brand" ad campaign, really brought our her inner vamp!

And I don't want to sell the pies short. All real ones here, pretty much all top-notch hits, culminating in Angie smashing herself with a butterscotch one that might be one of the BEST self-pies we've ever done! (This should be Exhibit A for those who don't think real pies have "total coverage"... )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63QpS-tdHd0

And finally... Scene Three! A bit of a "let's use what we have left" scene, and mostly unscripted.... which worked fine, because Angie was taking over at this point! You might not get it from the trailer, but the buildup to her self-caking is Angie basically mocking me for using the "Clumsy Girl" gag over and over... like any normal person would REALLY trip and fall into a cake.... and then she proceeds to do her own over-the-top version of what that would look like, which results in.... a pretty forceful fall into a cake.

Couple other notes: This is the rare use of multiple chocolate self-pies (have we EVER done that before?).... The return of "Brazilian formula" pies (your move, Walking The Plank!).... And my latest pie formula, which I'm pretty proud of! Go to the 10th pic (and there's also a brief shot in the trailer): That tin-free pie looks (and sticks) like shaving cream, but it's 100% real.
SlapstickStuff: Always Innovating!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzH8oOYA0gc

Great job, super stunning,busty and sexy babe!

She. Is. HOT

Hopefully there's a return appearance, and it involves a slime-first scene with chunky slime

Her reactions are perfect! Love the squeals and screams!

I bought scene two and it is one of Rich's best (personal opinion). This girl is outstanding, sexy, funny, and the mess is great. All of our tastes vary, but for me, scene 2 was damn near perfect. I hope she comes back.

Great couple of scenes, I adore self pies so thought this was pretty brill. Good work as usual

Thanks for all the kind words! I'll be honest.... Her return is gonna be based largely on how well these initial scenes sell.

I mean, I haven't been sitting on these scenes for years and years. This shoot happened VERY recently, and I think Angie is eager to return, but she also wants to get paid! (And I want to turn a profit! ) So your feedback is gonna be crucial! Let me know!

Fantastic pics and clips of Angie, Rich!

Her least favorite thing of the whole shoot was the slime. Said it burned her skin.

I've cut back on the chunky slime because so many models were complaining about it ruining their hair, plus the recent slime-first scenes I've put out have all been poor sellers. Now if the slime fans start buying scenes again.... Hmmm.......

What the fuck are you putting in your slime, Rich?!

Literally the same formula I've used for years.
No idea if they're putting more chemicals in the ingredients, or what. (I can tell you that Cool Whip no longer has any diary in it.... Honestly you don't even really need to refrigerate it anymore....)

It's also the same reason I've cut way back on shaving cream. No one complained 5 years ago, everyone complains now.

Or millennials are just whiners. That too.

To quote Mr. Gleason: "Huminah huminah huminah!"
I don't wanna see video, I wanna see her in person!

Well I'm always looking for a faster way to dissolve the hookers in the vat, so let me know.

Dude, I said the vat.

The ones in the pit are still alive.