What happens when a self-proclaimed "comedienne/influencer" decides to do a messy shoot? Hilarity? Unfiltered reactions? Scripts rewritten on the fly? The clash of diva attitude vs. a heaping helping of baked goods?

If you said "all of the above," you're gonna enjoy Bella's first (and probably last) 3-scene shoot for SlapstickStuff, with all the uncut footage available now in the UMD Store or at:
RAWHD.SlapstickStuff.com

Scene One finds Bella fresh off the plane (after two rescheduled dates AND a last-minute rebooking, so yeah).... wearing her best three-sizes-too-small bikini to show off her cartoon character proportions.... taking her first pie in hilarious fashion.... and then belatedly realizing that the scene wasn't going to end after one pie.
So yes, after more than a decade of mastering the art of "diva wrangling," I'm quite pleased with how this shoot (and scene) came out. Was Bella super easy to work with? Nope! Did she think the scene was over early, on multiple occasions? Yep! But did I "gently" convince her to keep going... and going.... and going?

If you want the usual, carefully-constructed SlapstickStuff skit... This ain't it. If you want to revel in this girl getting some FANTASTIC hits (including one from her long-suffering BF) while exhibiting the kind of attitude that really DOES deserve many (many) pies & cakes.... Well, you can't fake what happens in this one!

Or, you know, if you just wanna see a model with huge boobs getting messy in a tiny bikini, that works too. Personally, I got a kick out of Bella in all her diva glory. More to come!

Oh, no! You don't expect her back? She didn't seem THAT pissed off.

That pie smear GIF is awesome.

Fantastic pics of Bella, Rich!

Holy shit I hope she enjoyed it and had fun, she looks amazing, would love to see more or her, great pics

There is an antiquated term for compact, tight-bodied curvy women. That word is stacked. Wow! Gorgeous body! And that enthusiasm. A dream.

Well DAMN! GORGEOUS with that BODY but also that SMILE. Just...wow.

Also, this "model doesn realize it's more than one pie" (or that there are any pies at all) has happened how many times now Rich? Seems like there were several models in the early days who didn't get the memo.

That s why I bought this scene

The communication skills of twentysomething women steadily improved from 2004 to whenever Instagram took over the Earth (2018?), and have been rapidly declining since.
I gave her SOOOO much information, so this one's on her, not me.

(Also, I wasn't aware her boyfriend was coming until she called me before her plane took off and said, "Oh, I can just Uber to your place with my BF, his flight should be landing same time as mine." This is what happens when most of your correspondence is 3-word texts.)

Angles and pics for all 3 scenes are up now, BTW.