Just wanting to let you guys know that I'm down to do one. This time last year it was warm enough to head out to the mud pit, but whether or not we have some nice days, I wanted to do some mud stuff INDOORS because how often does THAT happen?? As always, the customs are reasonable, done fairly quickly (barring a burst pipe or a massive allergy/hives outbreak.... But it's no longer winter and I'm taking Zyrtec daily now lol) and awesome-possum!!!

I also found an outlet for really cute clothing that's cheap, fits me awesome (for once... Little bitches like me can't find ANYTHING that fits!) and, surprise-surprise, is part of the U.S. so you don't have to worry about sending funds off to China that may or may NOT end up in getting what you ordered

So just lemme know via message Mud in the kitchen, mud in the bedroom, living room, wherever your mind can wander

OH! And if anyone is going to be going to the Nashville film festival next Friday, I'll be there watching the screening of the film that Adam worked on in Ohio so 4/17 at 7:30, I'll be there! Tickets are only $12 for the screening. You should come! xoxo

I can just imagine the dirty Jilly feet-prints running all around the house from all the people telling you what rooms to get muddy in.

What film?

Also, what did he do on it? Didn't realize he was involved in film production -- behind or in front of the scenes?

JY

That would be some hot behind the scenes footage there.

I completely agree, it would almost be worth buying as much as the original movie would be. But in honesty if you put Jilly in front of a camera with a phone book it would sell. But i am biased, I have been a fan forever.:lovestruck:

It's called "The Window East" and it was shot in Ohio. He did all the sound, mastering, and score for it so I'm a wee bit excited to see it all together

It's going to be shown at the same theatre and the same night as Kristin Wiig's movie! If I happen to see her I just might pee myself! LOL. You can't bring in a professional camera unless you have a press badge so I seriously thought about fashioning my press badge from working with Mitch McConnell & Rand Paul (and Ed Whitfield)** into one that looks like one for the Nashville Film Festival

But I REALLY want to do this indoor mud stuff. It'll be cheap guys, promise you that

**this was a totally ANTI-partisan move on my part... I just got hired by them to do their press photography for an event last year, I do NOT support either one of them (no offense) but I can definitely say that McConnell is a nice guy in person, as is Rand Paul, but Ed Whitfield is the whiniest, most "divalicious" politician I've ever met in my LIFE. What a tool!

Speak of the devil... Here's a picture from the event lol (I can't legally post any other photos from it because they no longer belong to me... I could possibly black bar someone's eyes or something) You'll have to forgive how I look... It was almost 100 degrees outside and that was after I shot photos of them doing their outdoor speeches. Can you believe those shirts and that sticker???

I will run for office on the stance that all WaM loving Americans should be slimed with or buy sexy ladies such as Jilly or Jayce, Kaydens, PieGirlKay... Etc.

I wanna see Hilary Clinton in a gunge tank. Not because I dislike her, it's quite the opposite! I just want to see one of her $800 pantsuits getting destroyed

Well Jilly did you know she actually went to the same High school as me? Different years of course, but the same school... They have like a wall of pictures of her to commemorate a visit she made to the school before i actually went.

Jilly, at least your meeting with Mitch McConnell was nice.

I met him back in 1993; Yertle was rude and distant to me, even though I was polite and patient.

But enough political talk -- let's get back to you being muddy

Well, if you're booking mud customs with Kristin Wiig, then I'd be interested.

If you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

Hi Jilly

As someone who loves WAM and "strongly-dislikes" Statism/Totalitarianism (and Statist/Totalitarian Politicians) I certainly have some ideas regarding how you could produce a H. Rodham Clinton 'Her Thighness' WAM video.

First of all, your thighs are why too tone/attractive to accurately portray 'Her Thighness' H. Rodham Clinton. If you chose to personally portray 'Her Thighness', you'd need to pad the legs of the pantsuit you were wearing.


Furthermore, regarding your physical appearance, you are far too attractive, lack H. Rodham's permanent scowl (you always seem to be genuinely smiling), and have far better skin then H. R. Clinton did at 25 (see below).

http://www.jokelibrary.net/xOtherNtoZ/polit/polit-supp-cand_knowl08.jpg

Since I don't think it's possible to find an ACTRESS with this appearance, I'd suggest that you consider a older ACTOR in a blond wig for this role or use horror movie make-up to seriously alter your appearance.

Regarding the plot, I have several ideas;

1.) While H. R. Clinton's purging all the "dirt" from her private server, that dirt somehow mixes with water, forming mud which sprays onto her.

2.) H.R. Clinton and her media allies engage in 'mud-slinging' against opponents who throw the mud right back at them. Of course, after the opponents employ her mud-slinging tactics against her, 'H. R. Clinton' should claim that she is the 'victim' of a "vast conspiracy" and/or that she is only being targeted because she's a woman.

-After any other participant throws mud at the H. R. Clinton character, they should definitely say "what difference, at this point, does it make?" in a 'Wicked Witch of the West' voice...

BTW; I have plenty of these 'ideas' regarding most other Statist Politicians as well

Hey, technically, I'm a Constitutionalist with Libertarian and Objectivist leanings and a tendency towards Survivalism...

Yah, lets continue this in PM's...

Also, DAMN-IT, you're a guy....

Regardless of Hilary Clinton's physique, she's far more accomplished and a brave woman. I may not look like her, but in college she was a babe! IMO...

I was just wondering if anyone wanted a mud custom XD lol

And if Kristin Wiig could be in a mud video with me, I could die happy. Shit, even Vanessa Bayer!

Kristen Wiig? Vanessa Bayer? You've got good taste in cute-funny ladies! (I miss Nadim Pedrad, too. And I kind of wanna marry Cecily Strong. I tip my hat to Cecily/Vanessa to make the most of the "Porn star home shopping" bit, it's not inherently hilarious, but their delivery makes it.)

OMG I KNOW! I miss Nasim! She was SO good at Ariana Huffington!!! The chick who does Hilary now, I've been watching her since she did a gay sketch show on "LOGO" ages ago and I was so thrilled she got on SNL I do like Adie Bryant. Not my body type preference, but she's funny AF ^_^

I do love some Ilana Glazer too

BUT, again, if someone wants to see me get muddy in my bed.... LOL XD