Ironically the first pie throw that this guy calls a "success", 1m47s, is a failure by his own standards: the pie consistency is lousy.
And the pie throw before it, at 1m23s, that he calls a "failure", because he thinks the pie consistency is bad, is actually decent, had chocolate in it, and was better than the so-called "success" at 1m47s. AND, on top of it, the girl at 1m23s DID NOT laugh, contrary to his claim.
Also, he never mentioned in his stupid "challenge" that the pie target has to be a pretty young woman, or even a human.
Well, maybe, the target has to have a FACE. I'll allow him the right to assume or imply that, at least.
I encourage everyone to make a pie-throw video of a statue or a portrait of a person or get the biggest ugliest guy you know, that satisfies all the requirements of this challenge in every other way.
DrZoidberg said: Ironically the first pie throw that this guy calls a "success", 1m47s, is a failure by his own standards: the pie consistency is lousy.
Because that's how EVERYONE likes their pies. I am so thankful he made such a helpful and informative video demonstrating the do's and don't's(?) of pieing. I now feel complete somehow. Now I can go on to make pie films with the knowledge of how to get it right finally after all these years. I WILL repress the laughter when I've been pied that bubbles up like a freshly opened bottle of champagne. I will set the camera only at that particular angle and god forbid a pie be placed on my face rather than thrown.
What an absolute douche. I would like to cut off his hands...
Jessica25 said: Because that's how EVERYONE likes their pies. I am so thankful he made such a helpful and informative video demonstrating the do's and don't's(?) of pieing. I now feel complete somehow. Now I can go on to make pie films with the knowledge of how to get it right finally after all these years. I WILL repress the laughter when I've been pied that bubbles up like a freshly opened bottle of champagne. I will set the camera only at that particular angle and god forbid a pie be placed on my face rather than thrown.
What an absolute douche. I would like to cut off his hands...
I'm really almost certain this is Youtubesuckspoo aka Smartypie from years ago. He's the only one that talks this. Wait...nevermind of course he showed up in the comments. Smh
Amusing.....cos I would have failed the 2 videos this guy thinks are perfect...for the same reason....failure to create a proper background and bad reflective lighting...i.e. plastic sheeting sucks...and bathroom tiles are not a good background to do any kinds of video shoots. If you cannot go to a nice location or you don't have access to a studio, for pete's sake spend $50 to get yourself a green screen cloth....so you can chroma key in a background image...cos bathrooms and plastic sheeting are really horrid and distracting and so 1980's.
Frankly I prefer Lenny's rules...i.e. the girl must be amazing looking with big boobs...and any pie scene without a dildo included is a fail (just kidding).
Seriously, this guy has obviously no experience at producing videos...cos when he insists that pies be thrown from a long distance....as Lenny and I know well...when you do that...it can cause injuries and several times we have had girls who got injured with cuts on their faces caused by a pie being thrown from a long distance with some velocity. So...we later did more pie-placement scenes and less pie throwing. This guy needs to amend his rules to say...buy some liability or medical insurance to cover the injuries you might cause if you throw pies in an irresponsible way.
Actually I am more of a wetlook fan...and I have been itching to make an instructional video on how to do the ice bucket challenge properly, cos there were over 8000 ice bucket challenge videos posted from July to September, and at least 90% of them were Fails as per my standards. The most amazing thing about those ice bucket challenge videos....is how the richest celebrities in the world seem to have the worst and crappiest cellphones and are totally clueless about how to make a video, and how some of the best ice bucket challenge videos were made by pure amateurs. So...kudos to the amateurs...and my advice to celebrities is...get a better camera next year and teach your friends how to point and shoot better in future.
Yeah - everyone (he never indicated just women) is lining up to be judged by him :ohbruther: Actually I can't stand him because he featured Skylar as one of the "good ones". Hmmm - could this be another Chris ruse?
DrZoidberg said: Ironically the first pie throw that this guy calls a "success", 1m47s, is a failure by his own standards: the pie consistency is lousy.
Well this pie is certainly a "Smashing Success"!!
There is one redeeming quality of his video...... it introduced me to another Liz I'd like to see. Anyone know what video this is from?
piefan2 said: Yeah - everyone (he never indicated just women) is lining up to be judged by him :ohbruther: Actually I can't stand him because he featured Skylar as one of the "good ones". Hmmm - could this be another Chris ruse?
I think everyone is taking this video way too seriously. :ahahah: I thought it was tongue in cheek, but even if it wasn't.... so what?
I enjoyed the pie hits in it. I didn't pay much attention to the rules. I watch most WAM videos with the sound muted anyway. C'mon, how much dialogue do you need for a pretty girl getting hit with a pie?
Not only is this guy kind of a creepy mother fucker for trying to bait people in to "willingly" participating in his spank bank, but he's also watching under aged girls on youtube. The account activity shows that the person like a video containing a 16 year old :-
Though in hide sight, this isn't too terribly shocking.
If he's actually GETTING pie vids sent to him, then mission accomplished. Being a dishonest creep on YouTube pays off (along with the rest of the Internet).
But there's no evidence of that. He's got a couple thousand views (many from here), and as many downvotes as upvotes. He's subscribing to a TON of underage girl profiles, but there's no indication they want anything to do with him.
I doubt he'd publicly post a video even if he DOES get it, but regardless, I suspect this scam has not paid off in the way he hoped.
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