...as he hinted (possibly half joking, not to put pressure on him) the possibilities do boggle the mind!

Lets start with Breana, who Im guessing speaks Spanish which with her evolving for the better acting skills can be imagined as Portuguese...strutting around, mugging for the camera and finally sitting on a little white seat flashing an upskirt and getting plastered. Her blond friend could be Barbara with the whole diva thing. Rich could either wear a curly wig, grow a beard or ... no...I cant even suggest he somehow edit himself into "twins"... but as one of our more tech savvy and elaborate special effects producers, we can expect cockroaches scurrying around the pies and Usain Bolt's face superimposed over his own, lightning bolts coming out ouf the pie plate, etc.

Again...no pressure but one can dream!

Curly wig or beard?

Much better idea, horses head!!!

Haha, sorry Rich, couldn't resist.

If we do a REAL CM skit, I need to find that stupid Bojack head.

If you were doing a REAL CM skit Rich, you'd be flying in Sabrina Scherrer...

That's the chick with the all time best CM pies right? Especially the double blue pie frosting where she got smeared by hand and totally covered..

I personally think Barb has now taken more and better pies (just from numbers), and of the newer girls, Paloma consistently gets great pies and great reactions.

But yeah, Sabrina was the original. She was Target #1 and put up with it for... well, a month or two, anyway. Then she basically started hating it and finally quit. So I doubt I could lure her to America even BEYOND the language barrier!

FYI, one of the CM girls posts in English from time to time. I *did* send her a nice message. If she'd responded, I might've moved on to suggesting a trip to America... But nope, nothing. Sorry guys!

When you say "nice"...wasn't "AntDX nice", was it?

Like you have to ask...
I've got 12 years' worth of models who shot with me solely because I was able to convince them via emails and messages. (And later phone calls. And now texts. But anyway.)

I still run at a good 75% "no response" rate from models, even now. It's just par for the course. I honestly have no idea if most of them even SEE the message in the first place. Couple in a possible language barrier, and I wasn't expecting much.

You can fly me in, if you want

I have a B in GCSE french... France is next to Spain, so it's basically the same...

Well I say...good on you, keep going! If you manage to snag one of the Chega Mais ladies, you will become nothing less than a GOD (of hitting women in the face with pies). And I'll happily part with a goodly proportion of my life savings to witness it.