Hi all
Awhile ago I bought a shirt that was too small at the neck and for various reason I didn't return it.
Anyway my wife found it the other day and said that I should throw it out. I said it was too good to throw out so she said that she would trash it first.

I love my wife when she suggests getting messy

It has been agreed that she will wear a french maids outfit and very clumsily serve me dinner while I wear this white shirt and a pair of grey trousers that are past there best.
I get to pick the "meal"

I have my ideas of what to use but I wanted to see what others would use.
Pick a starter main and dessert that you would asked to be served over you
You can take some artistic license but it should all be edible/non toxic e.g a massive shaving cream pie is ok.

Sorry but this will be private and no pictures or videos will be taken so don't ask

How about a soup of your choice, obviously it won't be served hot in the circumstances, then Spaghetti Bolognese, then some trifle? Just a thought to get going on...........