So next week I'm gonna have an empty house for 5 days and, seeing as its been a while since I last had some mucky fun, I want to spend as much time as I can messy . My current working plan is to set up a paddling pool to do all the messing in so by the end of the 5 days it'll be a dirty collection of the last 4 to play in. For this to work I'm mostly going to be using gunge as any perishables will go rancid by the end of the week which I'm not into. Anyone got any suggestions of item that won't spoil whilst in the pool/ any gunge colours for me to use or any other messy scenarios that you think would be fun?

Have you thought of mud? You can get 10 bags of BenTonite clay and 10 bags of kaolin clay at the art supply store. Just wear a respirator when emptying the bags. It is extremely slippery and messy! It is also clean if you plan on master bating in it.

Start with some really thick bentonite clay that you need to slather on the first day so its really thick, when your done scrape it off your body/clothes into the pool. Next day loads of shaving foam pies, scrape off and mix in with the clay for the next mess, different colours of gunge other days so the clay ends up watered down with the foam and gunge so you have a nice liquid mess to play in the last day

Not thought about bentonite so will have a look into that

I haven't seen paint in the lis yet, so I'd sugest a few bottles of Washable Paint(tm) if it's handy to your area (think Michaels or Hobby Lobby if in N.A.). It's basically tempra finger paint, but washes out awesomely.

Last night of the pool**, might I suggest you go with spoilables? Cake batter and the like are always popular, but that Messygirl grease recipe of shortening & black paint might be a good way to cap it off if you're feeling in the mood to be extra dirty by that point.




** I love that this is a multi-night filth session. Sounds like your my kind of pervert lol