I have the house to myself for a couple of hours on Friday. I'm planning to get messy gradually during that time, with a total trashing at the end.

I'm looking for ideas for ways I can get messy slowly, so that I can still do things around the house, e.g. a little syrup down pants or top - that should stay there for a while.

Then at the end, a total mess in the bath

Also happy to do bits on Skype if anyone's interested.