I like the ideas of Daisy and Emilia I'd pick: Margot Robbie - especially as Harley Quinn Zooey Deschanel Kat Dennings Anna Paquin Karen Gillan - now or when she shaved her head AGT model Ellana Bryan Alexandra Daddario
My wife watches "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Any of those arrogant bitches would make a great target. Ideally, a pie fight would break out with Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Lisa Rinna, and Kim Zolciak.
Desamo said: Scarlett Johansson, Jenna Coleman and Daisy Ridley.
With Daisy, it can be a "Star Wars" parody, where she's trying to keep pies from hitting her, but she's not 100% ready with the Force.
AGENT: Hello, Daisy Ridley's agent. SLAPSTICK STUFF: Hi, I'm looking to book Daisy for a new project. A: Okay, her current asking price is $2 million. SS: Well, hopefully we can negotiate that, since this is an indie film. A: Sure, Daisy's always open to working with young filmmakers. And this is... SS: This would be a smaller art-house project with a limited audience. A: How limited? SS: Usually we can convince a good 30 people to shell over $6 to see our films. Sometimes 40 people! A: What kind of insane niche is this? SS: Oh, it's a sexual fetish involving pies. But tastefully done! For instance, she'd be trying to use "the Force" to stop pies from hitting her. Clever, right?? A: How did you get this number? SS: Google, of course. Anyway, I think we could pay her $150 per scene. Maybe $200 for some topless action?? A: I'm hanging up now.
SLAPSTICK STUFF: Hi, I'm looking to book Daisy for a new project....Usually we can convince a good 30 people to shell over $6 to see our films. Sometimes 40 people!
A: What kind of insane niche is this?
SS: Oh, it's a sexual fetish involving pies. But tastefully done! For instance, she'd be trying to use "the Force" to stop pies from hitting her. Clever, right??
Rich loves to ridicule the rest of us slobs for having WAM dreams that have no chance of ever coming true (so much for the power of imagination!). But almost equally unlikely to Scarlett or Daisy or [insert name of preferred hot celeb here] ever taking a pie is Rich being this upfront with a model or her agent on first contact about the true purpose of his video shoots!
Desamo said: Scarlett Johansson, Jenna Coleman and Daisy Ridley.
With Daisy, it can be a "Star Wars" parody, where she's trying to keep pies from hitting her, but she's not 100% ready with the Force.
AGENT: Hello, Daisy Ridley's agent. SLAPSTICK STUFF: Hi, I'm looking to book Daisy for a new project. A: Okay, her current asking price is $2 million. SS: Well, hopefully we can negotiate that, since this is an indie film. A: Sure, Daisy's always open to working with young filmmakers. And this is... SS: This would be a smaller art-house project with a limited audience. A: How limited? SS: Usually we can convince a good 30 people to shell over $6 to see our films. Sometimes 40 people! A: What kind of insane niche is this? SS: Oh, it's a sexual fetish involving pies. But tastefully done! For instance, she'd be trying to use "the Force" to stop pies from hitting her. Clever, right?? A: How did you get this number? SS: Google, of course. Anyway, I think we could pay her $150 per scene. Maybe $200 for some topless action?? A: I'm hanging up now.
So what you do Rich is that you set this up like a film with one of your model's as the "agent". Then at the end of that dialogue, you show up. They ask "How did you get this address?", you reply Google, pie them, and don't go to jail because it's a film!
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