It could be a mainstream actress or a WAM model or your significant other. Maybe its even some girl at work that was in a pie booth or something like that.
Impossible to answer! Not only are my tastes not necessarily your tastes, my tastes now are not necessarily my tastes 10 years ago! And are we talking about one of those mainstream a little shaving cream on a paper plate or a "real" pie? One and done or multiple occasions?
The outfit makes a big difference. If the most beautiful woman in the world is wearing a plastic trash bag and goggles, its no sale for me.
Breana of Slapstick Stuff comes to mind immediately. So does Natalie Wood. Greta Thyssen and Cybil Shepherd certainly have the beauty queen credentials. Holly Willoughby. SStuff's Jen/Heather 10 to 15 years ago. The blond who says "somebody give me a pie" in "In The Sweet Pie & Pie." Soooo many candidtes. I've gotta take a cold shower.
Sleazoid44 said: Impossible to answer! Not only are my tastes not necessarily your tastes, my tastes now are not necessarily my tastes 10 years ago! And are we talking about one of those mainstream a little shaving cream on a paper plate or a "real" pie? One and done or multiple occasions?
The outfit makes a big difference. If the most beautiful woman in the world is wearing a plastic trash bag and goggles, its no sale for me.
Breana of Slapstick Stuff comes to mind immediately. So does Natalie Wood. Greta Thyssen and Cybil Shepherd certainly have the beauty queen credentials. Holly Willoughby. SStuff's Jen/Heather 10 to 15 years ago. The blond who says "somebody give me a pie" in "In The Sweet Pie & Pie." Soooo many candidtes. I've gotta take a cold shower.
You're overthinking it. The question of "favorite pie scenes" has been asked many times. Here the thought process is "Who is the most beautiful woman that you have seen take a pie?" Let's say she WAS wearing a garbage bag and goggles and you failed to get a stiffy. Saying her name would still meet the criteria of the question.
Where to begin, there have been so many really beautiful ladies over the years, but there is one that is just ahead of all of the others, and that is Charlotte from Mostwam.
She had a beautiful cheeky smile, genuine girl next-door looks, and looked genuinely beautiful in office wear, dresses or jeans, she looked stunning in whatever she was wearing, and her make-up was usually very subtle.
16parkvilla said: I like how you say there is no wrong answer.
Where to begin, there have been so many really beautiful ladies over the years, but there is one that is just ahead of all of the others, and that is Charlotte from Mostwam.
She had a beautiful cheeky smile, genuine girl next-door looks, and looked genuinely beautiful in office wear, dresses or jeans, she looked stunning in whatever she was wearing, and her make-up was usually very subtle.
Another great shout. Charlotte v Bri would have been a pie fight to behold!!
When I was growing up in the 1970s and 1980s a pretty women being pied was like finding money lying on the ground-- rare but, if it happened, it made your day, your week. Slight exaggeration, but that is how it felt. It seemed to me most of the pies found their way into men's faces.
Now? There is a plethora of hot women being pied. It is an embarrassment of riches. Take that Chega show (Conexao models?) from Latin America. Wow! Every one of those women is gorgeous. In fact, Latin America in general has probably the vast majority of the hot women being pied on mainstream TV today.
Most beautiful woman? Some of my choices (Greta Thyssen, e.g.) have already been said but I will add MJ -- one of Anglefan's models. Absolutely gorgeous. Stunning. If I had seen a woman that beautiful being pied, repeatedly, in the 1970s I would have thought I found a $100 bill lying on the ground.
Jenn /Just Jenn /all about the hair . Jenn is simply stunning and looks just incredible in white pie. It's her favourite WAM thing by far . Evening she does is based around PIE
Couple people have mentioned Breana and I can't disagree. An actress in a Hollywood film is lit perfectly, shot beautifully, and had hours of hair and makeup beforehand. I would see Bre in sweats without makeup and she still looked gorgeous. Other models she shot with almost got ANGRY because she could just rinse her face off after taking 15 pies and 4 cakes and she STILL looked great.
Anyway, I'm biased. But yeah, there's a reason she's been the splash page of the website forever.
* Also, Nikki Cox back in the day was an absolute smokeshow, and oh how I wish her one solitary pie (in the crappy show Vegas) had been at the level of the Stooges/Great Race/Mandrell Show.
I'm going to be selfish here and answer with someone I know IRL. She's the only other woman I've done scenes with and just has the most beautiful smile and eyes when she's looking back at me. Even moreso when she's had a few pies and some of the other substances I've been introduced to by her and her husband.