Paint is quite popular but I've steered clear of using it as a wam "medium" out of fear. I've seen it used a bunch and it didn't make the don't use list. After some remodel projects I've had to remove and wash latex paint from hands , tools; it doesn't look fun to wash from my whole bod.

Mayonnaise - quickly smells like rancid eggs

I sprayed a foot with the stuff once out of curiosity. The fumes were baaaaaad, even outdoors.

I have a hatred for shaving cream. I love to lather up my body for shaving in a nonsexual way but HATE it in videos or for real time play.

Damn! So nice to know it wasn't just me!!!

I love covering lads in flour and water paste, I recently found custard and flour is more of a bastard to wash off, and the stronger the flour the harder it is.

I never tell them about the tip to use a comb when cleaning until the very end

I've used paint before. It was fun but finding bits of paint on furnature and carpets months later wasn't fun!

Use dishwashing soap to get off the grease that peanut butter leaves behind. Hot shower first to dissolve the bulk of it, then dishwashing soap will cut the grease.

Without that, it's a real mess.

As long as you use a lot of latex paint, and wash it off while it's still wet, it's easy to remove. If you let it dry, then it's a greater challenge.

But the bigger challenge is where to wash it off. I made the mistake of showering it off, and ended up needing a plumber visit to clean out the pipes where it had collected. Washing quantities of it outside can't be good for the environment. As I don't know a good place to wash it off, I no longer play with latex paint.

Yep, that's something that would put me off. The cans have big warnings about not disposing of it via the drainage system or allowing it to enter watercourses. It doesn't seem like there's an environmentally responsible way to rinse a full body covering off a person at all.

Flour Cleanup TIP:
For those who like the consistencies and mixtures that contain flour and water, simply add about 1/4 cup of vegetable oil to it. That easy step keeps those horrible invisible little glue balls from forming on your hairs, and the addition of oil doesn't affect the consistency of your mixture.

flour slime, shampoo lube, makeup. Full coverage makeup seems like a good plan, both to add color and heaper setting poweders can thicken stuff up, but never use makeup with glitter in it unless you want to be itching forever.

certain bodily fluid after beers can be clean but goes bad quickly.

Paint without having some kind of base coat of oil or silicon.

Dawn soap is your friend always.

Clay mud if you don't have a pool of biiig tarp as it flakes fast. Cheap moisturizer helps witj all flaking, but it's a losing battle. Get a kiddie pool.

I'd imagine some things stain, and some things leave a smell, but in my experience tomato sauce aint that bad.

Best pies are buttercream or sheet cakes with buttercream. All that glop and you are ok.

Beware of marhmallow syrup. guys with hair on chest and stuff beware!

Maple syrup or chocolate syrup seems like a good idea, but it quickly messes up consistency of your glop. Chocolate fudge is better. Brownie mix with less water.

As always slime should be cake mix base with preferences added. I like to add oats and let sit, along with apple sauce. good consistency. A little dollop of marshmallow cream and you have an even thicker slime like used in those videos were the girl is repairing things and the thick slime come down. I maintain the deep color is from krylon or mehron makeups. They melt at body temp and come in deep colors.

I do not know much about methylcelulose as I am not a fan of "clear"s slimes.

I know beans are like a WAM staple and it's not that I REFUSE to use them, but I'm hesitant because one time an ex poured a lot over me and one got in my ear. It scared the hell out of me that I wouldn't be able to get it out and would have to go to the ER to get a bean removed (can you imagine explaining that?). Luckily she was able to get it out with a tweezers even though it got pushed in further at first. Now I'm just wary about beans. Actually, the more I think about it, I've gotten so much shit in my ears that is a pain in the ass to get out. We should have a thread pinned about ear plugs lol The only other thing I kinda refuse to use (on myself heh) is things with vinegar, dont mind ketchup but like BBQ sauce and things like that. I once put BBQ sauce down my pants and that turned into a big mistake very quickly.

I endured a savoury session once because thge WAM buddy I was doing it with was really keen a mm d had been so great and fun in making a lot of my fantasies happen...but it was pretty gross. I'm an enthusiastic eater, love my dinner...but there's one foodstuff thst I'm like, borderline PHOBIC about. Part of the setup of the session was that I'd have no idea what the forfeits were that were gonnba get dumped on me and while it was *sort a* fun hoping and praying t H at the dreaded stuff wouldn't happen...when it did it was a bit of a buzzkill for me. Turns out gagging isn't sexy. Who knew?

*and, not a mm d. Typo, not crazy kink code.

I have two. The first was an angel food cake mix. I saw a pic set here of Naomi with Angel Food Cake batter and Devils Food Cake batter. I thought I'd try it. But it was super liquify and bubbly and it smelled AWFUL. And then I was dumb enough to still dump it all over my head. I almost threw up. I showered it off before even masturbating of anything. It was bad.

The next was a day I was trying to just do a little mess before leaving the house and I went to see what I had in the pantry and fridge. Ended up grabbing a thing of honey mustard. I'd never before or never since done savory and I don't think I ever will again. First, it burned my skin a bit (to be fair, even chocolate syrup burns my face after a little while), but the smell of it was just off-putting and nasty.

I'm ok with things like flour etc; my warped way of looking at things sees it all as part of the fun! Also I have a very toned patience muscle so horrendous clean ups don't scare me. I hate anything coloured green though, and shaving foam does nothing for me at all. My worst mistake, back in those distant days of starting out, was to use washing up liquid. I didn't clean it off very well, and ended up with a very nasty rash.