Late to the party on this one. Obviously my first choice is shaving cream. Foam is easy on, easy off, easy to clean up. Love it in large quantities. The downside is of course it tastes terrible and stings your eyes. I have been playing with foam for over 40 years. I have a new issue with the foam. I am starting to get a shin rash on my hands days after using foam for playing. And I found that it doesn't matter the brand.
I'm enjoying baking more. And I have learned some great buttercream frosting recipes. YouTube is your friend for this! I make thin cakes on a large cookie sheet. Transfer them to a foil covered piece of cardboard and then cover them with an insane amount of frosting. Great for smashing on someone. You can cover someone's head and chest with just one thickly frosted cake! And as we all know, more cakes are always better!
I tried many substances like oatmeal, nutella, chcolate, custard, marshmallow fluff, sour substances, etc. and i like everything of it, every substance has its own texture and feeling on skin, but what i love the most its definitely MUD. Because for me mud is something wild and natural and I like it ever since my childhood. I love how it can have a lot of different textures, it can be very thick, waterry, smooth or with pieces of dirt, i love how it can be deep and what a huge amount it can be in one place.
Jayce said: Lately? I've been obsesssing over getting my hands on fluff. It's so diverse. You can do so much with it! You can keep it fluffy- you can add substances to it and have a ooey gooey sticky and heavy substance. I love that it is stark white. I love the weight. It's amazing
Stop it now! Just the thought Yes, fluff, that's the stuff and I don't mean the clumps of hair and dust you find under the bed. I guess you mean the marshmallowy, white goo used in baking. Anyone know where you can get more than a jar of this in the UK? I guess a little trip to Mr Bezos' general store, as normal.
T x
Fluff is basically marshmallow. It is super easy to make if you have a stand mixer. Look up recipes for marshmallows and marshmallow fluff on YouTube and see what fits your skill level. Then the sky is the limit on the quantity you can make. You basically are trading the cost for premade with cost of ingredients and time in the kitchen. And you can control the thickness.
I did look into this - but the single major stumbling block for us in the UK and most European regions is the lack of availability of one crucial ingredient - high fructose corn syrup (see my earlier post re trade quotas to protect other sugar markets). It turns out there is no alternative available that quite cuts the mustard
Sque1ch said: Mine has to be margarine...in half kilo or kilo tubs. 1/ It just feels so wrong (but right!) to stick your fingers into the tub and scoop out a big fistful. 2/It looks perfect smeared over a nice dark suit and stockings. 3/It makes the ideal shampoo 4/Knickerfilling with it is so lovely and rude.
Caroline Walker said: This really difficult because, as others have said, different products produce such varied results and sensations that it is almost unfair declare one a favourite over all the others. Often it depends on the mood one is in at the time.
Having said that, if I was forced to plump for just one, it would have to be mud - and outdoors in the countryside. The act of taking that first step into a pool of mud, not knowing how far down you will sink, and watching your shoes and stockings sinking out of sight is wonderful. Then deciding just how long you will wade about before the inevitable fall and total sliming of your pretty clothes.
Of course, once you are down and dirty the mud seeps slowly into the most intimate places!
But my main reason for declaring mud my favourite substance is that you have to make a journey to get to your site, thus giving time for the anticipation to build. Also there is the thrill of never knowing whether you might be seen by someone - particularly as you make your way back dripping mud from all your clothes!
(Just writing this makes me want to get all dolled up and take a trip to a particularly muddy field I know!)
Hmmmmm, fantastic aspect! The arousing part to get (mud) messy in public and not get caught. I had some "runs" with dripping mud clothes diagonal thru the forest not to get caught. Always lucky ...until now... I'm most scared about the hunters sitting on their tree-platforms, ready to shoot some wildlife. The have also good glases to do overwatch a long distance ...