Yesterday was my birthday and it's my one day a year that my wife lets me slime her and pie her. She has no problem administering the mess throughout the year, but doesn't like to receive it. But, yesterday.... 30 pies, 6 slimes (2 bowls of slime and 4 overhead), and 6 gallons of pudding. As usual, setup and cleanup were a bear, but totally worth it.
The Man and The Wife said: Very happy for you! One day a year I can understand why you go balls out!
To be fair, I usually get messy about once or twice a month and most of those are with my wife. But she doesn't like getting pied and slimed so that's usually the birthday treat. She has no qualms getting me wrecked though. Lol.
Love you, too
