Just wanted to share Some 2020-2021 reflections coming back here after being gone since February
got to experience over the year and a half the joy and sometimes pain of marshmallow fluff (when it gets in my hair) over the lasr year and a half. Got to try pudding pies as well even though i smelled like chocolate for a while.
Things i still want to do on my wam bucket list get enough marshmallow fluff to fill a tub (i guess im a glutton for punishment.) A massive piefight someday, maybe giving savory mess a try on a seperate occasion. (Nacho cheese im looking at you) cherry pie filling in several buckets.
Messy wrestling who knows maybe one day.
But I'm grateful to have this community! Ya helped a lot during the past year and a half
Y'all stay awesome and stay messy
Thats me anyway. Any mess related things you already did and liked or things still on the hucket list?
OK, I'll bite. One thing on my wam bucket list would be to get pied in the face with a really goopy pie in a very public setting -- maybe in a Hooters restaurant by a Hooters girl?
ErinMoore said: Well Iv only just started but I really want to get messy with another girl. Buckets and buckets of gunge until we can't get any messier.
I would say something along similar lines, plenty of gunge, me and another woman or two (being greedy).
Messyflyboy said: For my bucket list item is a session with Jayce. I know it would be fun, enjoyable and I know she will take and give mess like a champ.
She really will. And oh my God, get Ariel in on it too. Those two feed off each other and the energy is sexy and hilarious.
So for me, finally having a session with Ariel and Jayce was something I was able to cross off. I was definitely a bit star struck meeting Ariel as she's one of the first people I came across when I discovered WAM online. Jayce less so, but really only because we've been friends quite a few years and have talked a lot.
As for my bucket list, most of the other things I want to do involve sex with mess which makes them a lot more complicated as I don't have a partner.
I really want to be involved in something like the Japanese lotionplay type videos with just truck loads of j-lube.
I would love to experience a gunge dunk like the Moomins or Messy World has just once. Or that glorious tub of Slube Candy had a couple years back.
Actually, I've never experienced "gunge" at all. It's not something easily acquired here, and getting messy by myself doesn't really do anything for me.
New experiences this year a little limited as covid meant the children were around more than they would otherwise have been.
But it was this forum which alerted me to the availability of 5l tubs of molasses from Amazon, and that proved great fun. Much more successful for us to play in than black treacle, which while visually impressive was actually painfully sticky whenever we touched each other. Also did more role play recently - food based waiter / customer type skits, for example, which have been fun.
Used black children's "poster paint", which we've used before, but the cleanup seemed harder than ever - my wife's dry skin in particular seems almost indelibly stained grey by the stuff. Had much more success with white emulsion paint, which washed off very easily, was much more opaque than poster paint, and was also a great texture - slippery, becoming increasingly sticky as it began to dry.
And finally, still on my bucket list is a really good outdoor mud session. We've a good muddy estuary nearby but my wife seemingly has an unconquerable fear that she'll sink in it and become stuck, which I've not been able to reassure her of even by demonstration. My latest plan is to go down with a body board and take it in turns to try sliding across the surface on the body board, and hope that gives her enough reassurance to let her become properly muddy. Yes, I know we can use clay in a paddling pool at home, and we have done, but it's not the same as having a whole estuary to wallow in together! One for next summer.
Reiver said: New experiences this year a little limited as covid meant the children were around more than they would otherwise have been.
But it was this forum which alerted me to the availability of 5l tubs of molasses from Amazon, and that proved great fun. Much more successful for us to play in than black treacle, which while visually impressive was actually painfully sticky whenever we touched each other. Also did more role play recently - food based waiter / customer type skits, for example, which have been fun.
Used black children's "poster paint", which we've used before, but the cleanup seemed harder than ever - my wife's dry skin in particular seems almost indelibly stained grey by the stuff. Had much more success with white emulsion paint, which washed off very easily, was much more opaque than poster paint, and was also a great texture - slippery, becoming increasingly sticky as it began to dry.
And finally, still on my bucket list is a really good outdoor mud session. We've a good muddy estuary nearby but my wife seemingly has an unconquerable fear that she'll sink in it and become stuck, which I've not been able to reassure her of even by demonstration. My latest plan is to go down with a body board and take it in turns to try sliding across the surface on the body board, and hope that gives her enough reassurance to let her become properly muddy. Yes, I know we can use clay in a paddling pool at home, and we have done, but it's not the same as having a whole estuary to wallow in together! One for next summer.
How hard would it be to wedge planks of some kind into the mud to create something to walk on? I have no expertise to know if that's remotely possible, but just an idea.
Things ticked off list in 2021 to be grateful for: 1. Built the Delivergoo Gunge Tank (https://umd.net/forums/elise-faces-messy-revenge-after-gunge-ta) not as advanced as the first Gunge Tank I built more than a decade ago but being able to take it down to pack away and put it up again quickly or shove it in the back of the car to drive it anywhere south of Birmingham has been brilliant.
Things I've crossed off my to do list without doing. 1. Had for ages been telling myself that one day I'd launch a website revolving around the many messy gameshow ideas I've noted out during the years. Have more recently come to the conclusion that I'd probably need to partner with someone to achieve it BUT that if searching for a partner I'd much rather be looking for someone I can form a personal relationship with to pursue my unique style of gamified kink and WAM dynamic with (like Taskmaster but with a kinky twist), than distracting myself producing content that probably has a limited appeal anyway.
Messy Bucket To Do List Still To Do 1. Build my Final Gunge Tank design What I call my Ultimate Gunge Tank (mwhahahahaha). I've attached an image of various shots of the rough basic structural model without any of the aesthetics, bondage fixtures, underwear filling hoses, seat fixtures or tank release mechanisms wouldn't want to give all the surprises away but to give an idea of some of the features it is a dual booth design with one booth having the four quad tanks feeding into a funnel from my first tank design, second booth has a large central tank, one smaller forward tank for forward mounted slime jet, the far side and rear small gunge tanks feed the underwear filling hoses. The separating wall between the booths can be slid in and out so that when out and the seat on the wheeled platform is used it can be wheeled along the grooves in the floor by a winch to travel from one side of tank to the other. Otherwise the seats on stationary platforms slot into floor grooves to ensure optimal seat positioning in tank. One wall option between booths includes a glory hole and a medium size tank straddles across the two booths on top with a plug hole on each side for some glory hole based games that result in either giver or receiver getting a messy finish The tank was originally designed for the aforementioned gameshow website idea I had but despite no longer pursuing that, I still want to build this tank. However batshit insane it sounds, most of the features I've tested in previous tank designs and I could reasonably do it all that is holding me back is that once built there is no way this fucker can be moved like either of my previous tanks and so would need to build it where it will be both used and housed as yet living in London mainly, I don't really have a practical place to house a dual boothed gunge tank with a glory hole at least not without awkward questions
2. As hinted at in crossed off part find a partner to pursue my unique gamified brand of kink and messy fun with. Some progress made, am now regularly attending some local kink events in person which has had the added benefit of being part of an in person kink community even if not WAM based. And have concluded most of the apps suck seem to be full of people looking for either a quick buck or quick fuck whereas I'm seeking a long term dynamic based on emotional connection and mutual benefit/satisfaction but anyway, search goes on and is at least has signs of progressing
Reiver said: ... And finally, still on my bucket list is a really good outdoor mud session. We've a good muddy estuary nearby but my wife seemingly has an unconquerable fear that she'll sink in it and become stuck, which I've not been able to reassure her of even by demonstration. My latest plan is to go down with a body board and take it in turns to try sliding across the surface on the body board, and hope that gives her enough reassurance to let her become properly muddy. Yes, I know we can use clay in a paddling pool at home, and we have done, but it's not the same as having a whole estuary to wallow in together! One for next summer.
How hard would it be to wedge planks of some kind into the mud to create something to walk on? I have no expertise to know if that's remotely possible, but just an idea.
Thanks, interesting idea. I think she'd just worry about falling off the planks, though. And since that's exactly what I'd be wanting her to do I'm not sure it would work. Cheers, though.
Top of my bucket list is to go for a wallow in a pig sty.
There's not much left on my list, as I've been pretty aggressive on trying them. I can thank getting engaged with the pansexual BDSM community for many of them - during their outdoor camping events, I've been able to do a lot of the "public" things I've wanted to do.
Being married to a somewhat willing partner, I've been able to cross off most of my bucket list items. Pied at the moment of my orgasm Pie sandwich while going down on my wife Given a pie sandwich to her while she was giving me a blowjob Slimed her while she was straddling me during sex Been literally woken up to a pie in the face And last Friday night, I got to cross off two more: pieing HER face during sex as I came and also, I finally got to subject her to a pie barrage. She likes to throw pies at me, but I've never gotten to throw them at her before (just close up smushing pie in her face).
The only one I still haven't gotten to do that I want is to have her straddle my face while I am eating her out, and then have her slime herself so that it runs down her body and into my face.
That, and I'd love to make a slime booth where all the slime at the bottom gets continually pumped back up to the top so I can just have a perpetual sliming. I want a constant stream of slime that I can get underneath and have it go and go and go.
I will be completely honest for my wam bucket list. I would love meet the all the models of Mud Puddle Visuals, and then play in their mud pits with the ladies of MPV.
And meet my favorite models from anglefan and I would love to pie them in the face, and slime them while they are in their sexiest bikinis.
Go in a gunge tank Be part of a public pie toss, ideally where me and a row of nice girls are wearing trash bags and get multiple gooey pieings all over our heads Messed whilst thoroughly tied into a chair Mess someone else who's chair tied Plastic suit filling with all kinds of food mess Be rollered with paint
My dream: I would like to be tied up to a chair or a pole in riding attire or in a rubber outfit. Then i get eggs crushed on me, will being gunged with yoghurt, pudding, milk and get pied with a lot of cakes on my head and on my clothing. Preferably it's done by a women. But it's extremely difficult to realize.
MrBump said: Get several buckets of baked beans poured over me
I can do that for you Mr Bump!
Many years ago at a session in Hull with a lovely, friendly & kind older guy there were HUGE buckets of beans tipped over me. I hate savoury, but it was such a great session and he'd gone to such an effort i just sat & took it. Not my favourite though!!
(although still better than the one where I was actually sick due to retching that much...my one food phobia dumped all over me in industrial catering quantities. Not fun)
And for me...ive been so lucky and privileged to get to experience gunge fantasies thanks to great UMD people who know who they are. But would still REALLY love to try
1. Hot day playing as nature intended in thick, smooth gloopy quarry mud 2. Having to take a seat in an actual gunge tank. 3. Being the 'centre of attention' led to the hot seat and maybe restrained while a team of UMD lads and lasses laugh their heads off while gunging me with super thick brightly coloured natrasol...no escape!
I have a lot of things in my wam bucket list: -Get totally muddy from head to toe with a girl -Get totally humilliated and messy by a girl (be egged, pied and gunged with food like custard or chocolate) -Play messy games with a girl (egg roulette, messy trivia, rock paper scissors pie, souce shower...) -Go in a gunge tank and be gunge with green slime -Get dunked in water -Get dunked in mud -Have a shower fully clothed with a girl
Still a lot of fun things on my bucket list but hopefully these will be off the list next year: Full head to toe messing by a girl Full mess covered sex with a girl Mud sex with a girl.
I'm amazed at how many of you had such great ideas of things to do and things you've all done. Thanks to all of you huys for opening up.
I managed to cross savory off my todo bucket list since posting this with mayonnaise because a sure bet was bounced back on me thanks to someone on this forum who knows who they are it wasnt as bad as i was expecting.
After seeing some of your posts everyone, i definitely want to add geting muddy myself first, and getting messy or muddy with others to my bucket list. I scratch one thing off the list to add another but thats not a bad thing i guess haha