We are going to do a fan mail style video for Ellie and we need you guys to ask her anything! She will read the questions in the scene and answer them honestly as she is plastered with pies and slime. We will take questions through this Saturday (the 26th)

Let's hear what you got to ask!

"Will you open your blouse!"

Sorry, I'll get my coat...

What does it feel like to be pied?

Are blondes dumb? (meant to be disrespectful and the pieing can be timed to coincide with her outrage).

What does it feel like when slime gets under your bra? Inside your panties? (Slime should be being applied and oozing under the relevant piece of clothing just as she finishes reading the question.)

What is your favorite color of slime?

What's the difference between slime and gunge?

Who would you most like to pie/slime?

Why would you like to slime _________?

Who is your WAM role model?

What is your favorite flavor pie filling?
What is your least favorite pie filling?

I like the 'least favorite' pie filling. Then ask for it off camera. Then you're handed a pie with a label on top matching her 'least fav filling'. Then she gets pied with it.

Which is your favorite and least favorite film from the Star Wars saga?

Do you believe in Bigfoot?

Pancakes, waffles or French toast?

"What is the largest lake in Canada?"

Follow-up question; "How many fisch are in it?"

Two questions, one WAM-related and one non-WAM:

1) How did The Wife first reveal to you what WAM was and what it was like, and what was your initial reaction to it? Did it initially sound exciting, baffling, bizarre, sensual, intriguing, etc?

2) What is your favorite NES or Super Nintendo game that most people would be surprised to hear or nobody seems to talk about? Like, a game you would consider to be an obscure hidden gem?

When getting pied, do you prefer your glasses on or off?

I see what you did there.

If Lionel goes to the store to get watermelons that normally sell for 2.99 a piece but are on sale for 17% off and he buys 3, and then Dee goes in the next day and they're on sale for 23% off and she buys 5, what's the difference of the amount of money saved by the both of them?

That's not really my question, but after that nonsense 7th grade math word problem I'll just go generic- what's been your favorite video you've been in and why or what makes it your favorite

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Cigar, cigarette, or other?

Where do you see yourself in 5 minutes?

Is it better to give or receive (pies)?

If Train A leaves Chicago heading south at 50 mph at 9:00 and Train B leaves St. Louis heading north at 65 mph at 10:15... what is the green slime made of?

Ellie reads the question:

"So, Ellie, would you rather be green slimed or red slimed?"

Ellie: Neither one!

The Wife: Ellie, technically you didn't answer the question.

Ellie: I refuse to answer the question.

The Wife: I'm afraid your contract stipulates you must answer ALL questions.
So, you either answer it or you tell us you don't know.

Ellie: Fine. I don't know.

(Ellie is slimed and accepts her fate)

What is your favorite panty filling?

Will the dolphins win the afc East?

What does 2 tons of ice turn into in 115 degree weather?

What's an ocean fire?

How long did it take to join the fun with the man and the wife after they asked you to join this party?

Ellie, you seem to be naturally funny. Have you ever performed on stage, in high school or college?

What's your favorite film?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you think of the feeling of slime between your toes?

Should a gentleman offer a lady a tiparillo?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Wouldn't you rather have the SlapstickStuff guy throw pies at you?

Would you consider filling a turkey baster with egg whites and squirting them into a willing participant's asshole? Repeatedly? (Asking for a friend)

An African or a European swallow?

Le gasp!

Sega Genesis (Megadrive for the rest of the world) or Super Nintendo??

Would you ever try getting messy in Mud??

Hi, really love your videos.

Question for Ellie: If money, time, supplies etc were no object, what would your dream scene be?

Haha good one

Love both of these questions!