For those of you who have not had the pleasure of watching ex on the beach (a reality show with a vast array of gobby cunts who are stuck on an island and their various ex's come out the ocean to surprise them and rattle them, its the best fuckin show on tele), the latest series has stolen a game of love island (a similar British reality show but somehow less sleazy) featuring pies to the face of many of the lovely lasses and lads. Enjoy
For you yanks, yes this is the very height of British culture, no I will not be taking questions on that statement.
You probably wanna take away the Facebook part of the link. Also, fair warning: This is just a slideshow.... No video.
I would hunt for the true video, but TBH it's basically a series of frat dudes getting smashed with pies and one token female pieing in the middle. There's a great hottie who.... stays clean and nails the guy.
And the dude at the end, who pies HIMSELF rather than the girl?? Good to know the spirit of Curly (AKA The Emasculated White Knight from Chega Mais) is still alive and well.
SStuff said: You probably wanna take away the Facebook part of the link. Also, fair warning: This is just a slideshow.... No video.
I would hunt for the true video, but TBH it's basically a series of frat dudes getting smashed with pies and one token female pieing in the middle. There's a great hottie who.... stays clean and nails the guy.
And the dude at the end, who pies HIMSELF rather than the girl?? Good to know the spirit of Curly (AKA The Emasculated White Knight from Chega Mais) is still alive and well.
Sorted link now and also fuck. Fuck knows why its appearing as a slideshow for ya like. Ill see if i cant work some magic and nick the video and upload it on youtube later. The slideshow probs doesn't do the vid justice, I think 3 or 4 lasses get pied.
SStuff said: You probably wanna take away the Facebook part of the link. Also, fair warning: This is just a slideshow.... No video.
I would hunt for the true video, but TBH it's basically a series of frat dudes getting smashed with pies and one token female pieing in the middle. There's a great hottie who.... stays clean and nails the guy.
And the dude at the end, who pies HIMSELF rather than the girl?? Good to know the spirit of Curly (AKA The Emasculated White Knight from Chega Mais) is still alive and well.
Sorted link now and also fuck. Fuck knows why its appearing as a slideshow for ya like. Ill see if i cant work some magic and nick the video and upload it on youtube later. The slideshow probs doesn't do the vid justice, I think 3 or 4 lasses get pied.
Ya might require a VPN or some shite cos it could be UK specific cos video works fine for me like
SStuff said: You probably wanna take away the Facebook part of the link. Also, fair warning: This is just a slideshow.... No video.
I would hunt for the true video, but TBH it's basically a series of frat dudes getting smashed with pies and one token female pieing in the middle. There's a great hottie who.... stays clean and nails the guy.
And the dude at the end, who pies HIMSELF rather than the girl?? Good to know the spirit of Curly (AKA The Emasculated White Knight from Chega Mais) is still alive and well.
Sorted link now and also fuck. Fuck knows why its appearing as a slideshow for ya like. Ill see if i cant work some magic and nick the video and upload it on youtube later. The slideshow probs doesn't do the vid justice, I think 3 or 4 lasses get pied.
Ya might require a VPN or some shite cos it could be UK specific cos video works fine for me like
None of the download sites seem to recognise the vid and it wasnt uploaded to MTVs youtube account so (unless anyone else is willing to attempt it) I can either film it poorly from me phone or just take a bunch of screengrabs. Oh and the dude at the end is a cunt in more ways than being British Curly (I shiver at that thought)
I'm in the U.S. and it showed as a video to me, although only 2 women were pied in it, not 3 or 4 (so you may be seeing a more extended cut in the UK?). I have no way to capture the video, but I am able to make screencaps, which I've posted below. The second woman's pieing (dark-haired Katie) has some truly horrible editing -- they cut away to other castmembers seated at the nearby table just as the pie hits her face. The first woman, a blonde named Daisy, is shown being pied three times by three different guys, and although the editing is a little better than for Katie, it's still pretty crappy. There are definitely shots shown out of chronological sequence, based on the amount of mess on Daisy's face. The second pie hit shown for Daisy was the real keeper.
Only one I saw in slideshow was the dark-haired girl. I might mess with it a bit to see if I can get the video to play. Or not. Busy doing actual "work" (editing the Sam scene) for you guys!
NorthernWAM: FYI - while we here across the pond do appreciate the colorful turns of phrase in the vernacular of our UK friends, phrases like "gobby cunts" would generally be received here as offensive (in mixed company) -- primarily due to the presence of the "c - word" -- even while it seems to be a term of "endearment" (albeit an alcohol-driven one) directed towards one's fellow men, most often, (?) in the UK (probably a coarse way of "busting balls" by implying a lack of masculinity). The word "gobby" however is unknown to me.
wamajama said: NorthernWAM: FYI - while we here across the pond do appreciate the colorful turns of phrase in the vernacular of our UK friends, phrases like "gobby cunts" would generally be received here as offensive (in mixed company) -- primarily due to the presence of the "c - word" -- even while it seems to be a term of "endearment" (albeit an alcohol-driven one) directed towards one's fellow men, most often, (?) in the UK (probably a coarse way of "busting balls" by implying a lack of masculinity). The word "gobby" however is unknown to me.
You might call them loudmouth trash as an alternative.
wamajama said: NorthernWAM: FYI - while we here across the pond do appreciate the colorful turns of phrase in the vernacular of our UK friends, phrases like "gobby cunts" would generally be received here as offensive (in mixed company) -- primarily due to the presence of the "c - word" -- even while it seems to be a term of "endearment" (albeit an alcohol-driven one) directed towards one's fellow men, most often, (?) in the UK (probably a coarse way of "busting balls" by implying a lack of masculinity). The word "gobby" however is unknown to me.
I apologise I do talk quite in not only my accent on here quite a bit but use my rather crude vernacular I picked up from my days in some shit state school here in north east England. I know the yanks have a different concept of the word (from what I can tell it's genderised, it is not over here) but I'm using it here just as another word for say a dickhead or arsehole albeit slightly harsher since the aforementioned people on the show or pretty horrible. Gobby refers to a loudmouth, someone who goes on a lot. Not meant here in any sort of explicitly harsh way, thats just how I casually talk (me mam hates it lol). Hope that clears it up
And Iron Man is..........Iron Man. You know they'll ___spoiler_removed___. Hopefully I didn't just spoil endgame for you folks who haven't seen it, but the spoiler ban was lifted like a couple of weeks ago?
Yes, thank you, that clears up the mystery ("gobby")...and i guess c**t is indeed a put down...but I recall hearing British people -- ostensibly friends -- calling each other "____ cunts" (blank is for adjectives like "lovely" or "silly") and laughing...but then there is the song 'Cunts are still running the World' (Jarvis Cocker) that runs over the credits in the film 'Children of Men' which clearly indicates that these "c**ts" are assholes (of the fascist variety).
It's mainstream-choppy, but here's the main parts plus the best pie slowed down. Sadly, the brunette's pie(s) are too heavily edited in the source video.