A cougar would be awesome, someone like Melony melons!

I would say tying her up in all sort of fun positions. In a pillory, on an X cross, maybe even upside down? And then she takes all the pies and she can take in all sorts of ways.

More Sloane, PLEASE! (I figured if I stuffed the ballot box it might help- like they used to say in Chicago, vote early and often- LOL)
Oh, if only to do this to her

Idk how old Jessica Milano was, but omg did she look like she was having the time of her life. I'd love to get messy with her too

First, absolutely, more Sloane.

But I thought I'd reopen this thread because of the way its question plays into a slightly different variation of our shared fetish. For me, and I gather for some other members of the website, WAM -- and especially pies -- are not just about the mess but about the (often implied) storyline of humiliation and comeuppance that they represent.

I find models of a certain age attractive just because they are, but I am drawn to them in WAM because a more mature person presumably has a certain dignity that a younger person lacks. So, when a more mature person takes a pie to the face, especially if it's part of a skit in which they are playing a person of authority ... well, that's what does it for me.

So yes, more Sloane. Have her play a banker who refused too extend a loan to a baker -- and then let her have it!

Ok, writing this idea down immediately.