So it has finally happened, I have told my new girlfriend that I want to be pied before/during sex and she has agreed to do it

The problem I have is my environment. I’m currently living in shared accommodation kinda like a university hall where it is shared showers, bathrooms and a bunch of tiny single bed rooms right next to each other. My room has its own sink but that’s it.

My plan atm is to use shaving cream so that if it does get on the walls etc it won’t leave a oily dairy smelling residue like normal cream would.

Has anyone else managed to have messy fun in a similar environment or does anyone have any advice they could give me in regards to prep and cleanup?

I really wanna make this enjoyable for her but I’m afraid that if she sees how much effort/clean up is involved she may not want to do it again.

Thanks guys,
KP

If she doesn't throw the pie at you, but rather just mushes it into your face (better result anyway) you shouldn't get any mess on anything but your face. And you should be able to clean that off sufficiently in your sink.

I actually did something like that many, MANY years ago while in a grad school dorm - shared room, shared showers, shared toilets. My GF covered me in shaving cream while I was lying on the bed (don't think she had me tied me up, but I don't remember). Anyway, after it was over, I just walked through the hall to the shower and cleaned up. Somewhere I have photos (either 35mm slides or prints - this was way, WAY before digital cameras). Brings back a fum memory

I got back at her in HER dorm with a normal cream pie. I think she lost a bet for that one. Anyway, I tried to hit her with it in her dorm room, but she ran away out the door. At which point a bunch of her friends came out of their rooms and egged me on, saying they would gladly clean anything up for us. The pie wasn't a perfect hit, but it was still an exciting time - and the hall wall DID need to be cleaned up, and nobody ever knew (except for us and her dorm friends). The fact that so many of her friends got excited about this was something of a revelation to me at the time (probably around 1970 - way before the Internet and when I thought I was the only person alive who got turned on by WAM).

You need to go to hardwear store and get plastic cover for painting tarps and put them down every where you think the pie spatter is going to go. that way you can just pick up the pastic when you ae done and put it in a trash bag and throw it away

You'll be surprised how far it splatters. Just be aware of that...it's hardly a turn-on but maybe think of doing it in the bathroom where it'll be easier to clean.

I'd be more worried about interruption. Have you thought about a motel room? Still take steps to keep in clean/clean it up, so you can go back.

Or, cheaper yet, what about her place?

Agree with the hotel room! Go all out if you can, and shaving cream is a good start. Important things to try to control are smell, heat, and taste (as much as you can). Get these wrong and she'll have a bad first experience. Try cool whip for a better taste (and as a pie option that doesn't smell), especially if it's her first time. In my experience, whipped cream or shaving cream either burns or smells and results in wariness on behalf of your partner to try wam again. Good luck, and have fun!

Hey guys,

Thanks for all the awesome advice. In the end I decided on getting a hotel room as it did seem like the most sensible option. Tomorrow I'll be out grabbing pie tins, paper plates, shaving cream, drop cloths and trash bags.

Wish me luck!

Hotel room and shaving cream/paper plates is the best bet, I have had several very messy pie fights in them and it's very easy to clean up afterwards, it even cleans the floor and carpet a bit, and smells nice afterwards!