Why would anyone mention their sexual fetishes to someone in a supermarket? In what world would that be appropriate?

If somebody asks you "what are you planning to do with all of this" and you're not into lying.

Once, years ago, when pies in the face weren't so that common(before Youtube), the female supermarket cashier looked at me strangely, but with a discreet smile in her face... as she was suspecting what I was going to do. I also suspected that, if I called her to be pied by me, she'd had accepted. I regret I didn't call her. When she looked to the chantilly and the plates, she sighed, as if she was feeling turned on with the idea... but she also didn't had courage to tell it to me, I suspect. She was wearing a light green social shirt, green scarf, and green blazer and pants. At those times, she was single... you just don't trust how I regret not calling her. Because later she started to date another guy, and those plans had to be definitely cancelled.

I do chuckle when I go to Gordons food service and they ask is this for business or pleasure? LOL

I was with a GF once, and we had just bought 2 pies, and she made a comment about how she couldn't wait to smash one in my face. I was pretty embarassed. The clerk, a very attractive gal in her 20s, just smiled and said "I wish my bf would let me do that to him".

I just about died, but it was a fun memory. I'd never make any unsolici8ted fetish related comments to a "civilian" though.

We do too lol

As many of the old timers on this forum know, our local Publix supermarket Bakery manager George was heavily involved with all our pie shoots made between 1992 and 2009. Lenny struck up a 17 year friendship with our local "George the Baker' and he used to prepare all the pies and deliver them in his Publix van to my ranch, and George was invited to watch all our shoots, so he often stuck around for 2-3 hours to watch the fun and how his pies were being used.

George later had to retire due to back problems, and sadly Lenny since has passed away.

When Lenny first told George of his plans for the pies, George loved it and insisted on delivering them to my house personally and grabbing one of our "white plastic chairs" and a beer to watch the shoots we did. George even helped us by creating a special butter cream recipe ...i.e. pies that won't easily melt under the hot Florida sun.

This is one of the last appearances of George back in 2009 as he was delivering the pies and being iinterviewed by the German TV crew who were doing a tv spot about our pie shoots .... George is seen at 1 minute 30 secs ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhXTPPrNmE