Congrads again!

I know a lot about mud, like a lot. I can tell anyone anything about mud or they ask. I also am extremely good at cleaning clothes and my home.

First off, I'm about as open in my personal life as someone can be about my interest in mud. I do have the virtues of not being sexually attracted to wam like most of the users here which gives me a virtue of not having the shame attached to my hobby. My regular fetishes on the other hand, I'll never tell anyone.

I've helped my friends with making gardens lots of times, and growing up on a rice farm (the muddiest type of farm) I know a thing or two about maintenance of a nice gooey mucky consistency of the slop all year round.

As well, I can get anything dirty and not worry about it. I know a lot about cleaning, to the point even the messiest things can be cleaned in a matter of minutes and no more than an hour. For example, when I got my apartment I purposely found one with vinyl wood laminate for the ability to get messy outside my bathroom. I also bought a faux leather couch so I can start on the furniture and carry the mess down to the floor. I know what materials clean up easy. Ha!

Having been shooting videos of girls in deep mud over the last twenty years, I tell people that "I shoot videos of wading birds". Quite true, but not what they're thinking.

I've once or twice got into discussons about people who've got stuck in mud and needed rescuing, and realised too late that perhaps i shouldn't know that its impossible to sink in mud if you lie down in it! Haven't ever been picked up on it, though.

That's enriching to read man congratulations on the marriage and pregnancy