I'm into food mess, like to smash/pour things on my face and in my hair sometimes, and shampoo every now and then. I've tried a few different things.
Ice cream - 7/10.
Cake - Can be a hit or miss, from 3/10 (doesn't smear, becomes a paste) to 8/10.
Canned soup - I tried this in a mostly dessert session and it turned out to be the worst part.
Yogurt - 5/10. Can be fun if it's strawberry or another sweet smelling one.
Pancake syrup - 6/10. Amazing sensation, really fun lube, but starts to pull body hair if you leave it a bit. It also stings the eyes so you have to be careful. It also left a smell in my shower that I had to deep clean last time I used a bottle (Kroger store brand).
Pumpkin pie - 4/10. Was a very refreshing shampoo this one time, but doesn't readily stick.
Cream pie - 12/10. Holy shit. Get real cream pies from a store or bakery. Or get it from the freezer aisle and thaw. It's such a great sensation in your face, hair, on your body, I can't overstate it. You don't even have to smash the whole thing at once. You'd be surprised how much you can stretch a good sized cream pie if you cut slices out of it. IMO it's also one of the coolest looking WAM substances once it's smashed. Especially choc cream pie with the dark and light colors contrasting. Everyone should experience this at least once in their lives. Once again, try the real deal, not homemade stuff. Maybe I just like the rush of destroying good dessert . Oh also, the slop makes some of the best masturbation lube (I'm a guy).
Ended up trying custard for the first time WOW! Must be one of my favourite things i've tried
It feels so heavy on your head, and i thought it was going to be freezing, especially when i sat there contemplating pouring it over my head.
But once i took the leap, it felt so heavy, cold, just amazing. I didn't cover my face but i really wish i did now! Definitely going to try again and possibly do a head dunk with it!
Love you, too
. Oh also, the slop makes some of the best masturbation lube (I'm a guy). 
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