The Mud is quite obvious. Mo is the US State I am from.

Pretty self explanatory, though I'm not sure a Knickerbocker Glory is a worldwide known dessert!

Just a mixture of my love for getting messy and giving and receiving a massage

BK are initials and Foamy is my favorite brand of shaving cream. For its Scent and texture. Shaving cream is so easy to play with. Easy on, easy off and easy to clean up. You can't keep pies at the ready in the night stand. But you can keep a can or 2 of shaving cream!

I just took the underworld song Born Slippy, changed a letter and added a big R because I like the heavy rock band KoRn. Nothing more to it than that

Everyone, give your best guess as to what I love.

I'm lazy and suck at naming things so it's my initials, a random letter and 3 random numbers.

I'm willing to bet that everyone here can puzzle out my username. If you can't, reply to this and I'll pie myself for each person.

When I started writing WAM stories years ago, my narrator was an idealised version of myself who was a lot more confident and successful with women, tending to like women who had dyed hair and punk clothing. I don't look like a punk and I've never been fashionable enough to think of myself as one, but I do identify with the music, spirit and lifestyle of it all, and usually find people in those circles attractive. I'm kind of playing a character when I come on here.

You particularly like Blondes, Bondage girls, and ladies in Wellingtons, from the famous state of Arkansas?

I play D&D and had some dice on my desk in front of me when trying to think up a username

short hand for my name makes sense a bunch of different ways.

Picked mine mostly because I'm a Mess Fan xx

Well I was know as Vlad back in the day. An old timers might remember when MM had to change to a new system. The old system got to the point it was just not up-gradable. So when that happened I decide to change my name away from my usual online handle. So, Pies are my favorite and pudding is fun too. So I combined them.

Um......

First 3 letters of the county where I was born (keeping it secret here) followed by pieman.

Favorite President and the year I accepted my fetish for pies after years of thinking I was a freak and was the only person in the world who was turned on by seeing women pied.

I love mess. I'm an aircraft pilot and I'm male. Hope that helps

I'm a hirsute gentleman of carriage named "Matt".

Who gets messy.

Simply because I love the feeling of being...........

Easy. MessFunGuy. I'm a guy who enjoys messy fun.
Just decided to keep it simple.

Mine, like many other is simple. I like pies, I like wearing lipstick. I added the CD so its clear and avoid some confusion.

I like soccer

Mine is the Spanish word for sticky and for loser so it fits me very well because I love messy humilliation

I hope Jayce comes by and explains her mysterious handle.

Wife came up with this name. The duo can be the 2 of us or her great tits.

My online handle because I love the movie, but also because it defines something with lots of twists and turns, and I reckon I'm a fairly unusual but nonetheless interesting kind of guy so it reflects my personality! Seems harmless enough, many facets, full of kinks and a beast within!

Self explanatory for me, food gunge and water etc. oh by the way plastic pants do hold any liquid.

For my profile name I came up with is from my love of mud fetish and thought of comic con so I thought what about a special wet and messy con (but mostly with mud) and the number is just random.

Pretty self explanatory.

Wet And Messy Mom I'd Like to Fling a pie at.