Yes. Agreed with what Rich said. 110%. And then some. Perfectly said. Plus, you CAN always shave your arms......

Love em, especially when fully clothed or in underwear.

Ha, I'd be more disappointed in a pie video when NONE of the pie hits are aimed at boobs and butts.

I wouldn't pay for videos that only have face hits.

I prefer them to the face and hair. Love it when the model starts with a gorgeous hair do just to get it totally ruined

The Senate yields the floor to our Representative from the Great State of Planet Claire.

Pies to the tits and ass are sexy and humiliating all at the same time. I love to see the reaction on the models face when it happens. More please!

Who wouldn't love seeing a messy girl getting pied in the boobs and butt, and then having a second messy girl using her tongue to frolic in the slop. Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!

Don't disappoint me at all. I love the pies hit the face, boobs, booty, and the frontal region.

For my money, it's got to be thrown pies to the face. I prefer an actress to be clothed, and to be able to act with the indignation the makes pie-in-the-face comedy. I don't care for the slow repetition of pies that you get with a lot of producers. Often, you get a halfway decent setup, one pie, a brief reaction, then another pie to a slightly different part of the face or head, followed by the same reaction over and over for a few minutes. I think directors use the boob and butt pies to break the monotony, but I'd rather just have a good story to explain who the girl is, why the pies are flying, and how humiliated she feels while still deserving her fate, so we don't feel bad for her. If you plan to do a video with a bunch of pies, why not finish with a quick barrage instead of the same steady crawl of pies? It's like with fireworks, where the finale has to be bigger and faster than the beginning.

Remember: Reaction is everything, and like Krusty said, "The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity."

The fact that one of those pics WAS real pies makes me happy.

Everywhere! Butts, boobs, faces, all of them! But please throw the pies! I like a splat, not the hand to face pies

...elbows....just elbows.



Ok, Mr Big Shipper...are you saying that you watch videos other than those of your wife? Or, that you would pass on pieing her in erotic areas other than her face...??????

On occasion, Bigshipper is known to watch a video from one of our illustrious pie producers that he's supported over the years. .

And, yes, I can say in most of our shoots, I pass on pieing Mrs. Bee in her other erotic areas because the way the fetish is hardwired for me, the most erotic area for a woman to be pied is in her pretty face. The other areas are "nice to have's", but not absolutely necessary. (Again, it's pretty fascinating how varied everyone here is looking at all the responses.) However, one bit I do love is when the model gets hit in the chest, looks down, then the moment she looks up--wham!--gets plastered. Think Rob Blaine was a master of this. His timing and editing was perfect.

I love total coverage!! So cover her in pies and hits to her crotch, especially by herself, and she "works it in a bit", ... very nice.

Having said that, if she DOESN'T get several pies to her face and hair, I would be pretty disappointed.

The fact that Anglefan Ken hasn't used anything but shaving cream pies for the last 10 years should tell you there's a market of people who truly DO NOT CARE if shaving cream is not a "real pie."

I've done plenty of shoots with "real pies only," and I promote them as such. Still waiting to see these amazing sales numbers from the "real pie" fans. TBH the ones with shaving cream (as well as real pies) usually sell better.

I'll be happy to edit out the 1-3 SC pies I now use in a scene for a small fee if that's the sticking point for anyone. (2 minutes in a 40-min video) Hopefully that $$ will offset all the people sending me variations of "Why don't you use shaving cream anymore you used to use a lot and now you don't and the coverage is way better."

And not trying to be a dick, but the last couple years (and especially this one) has been a steady decline in sales, coupled with plenty of people loudly posting how a scene is great, except for ONE detail... which is enough to keep them from buying that scene, and every other like it, forever.
And then, when that one detail is "fixed," there's another detail that's "wrong," so... No sale.

So you can understand how I get a little annoyed at the 435th variation of "Shaving cream isn't a pie." Especially when the guys who do shaving cream All Day Every Day get no blowback whatsoever.

Oh, c'mon, what asshat is doing that?!