...have stumbled onto this site looking for the University of Maryland? I know that I have done the opposite on occasion. Maybe we introduced some higher education-minded folks to the ways of pies, gunge and Bea Arthur.

Haha I always kinda wondered the same. Living in D.C. for a while it was also weird hearing when someone went to 'UMD'.

And obviously our sports mascot would be the Bea Arthurs...

Or she'd be the mascot and the team would be the Flyin' Pies

The University of Minnesota- Duluth's logo is also UMD, planning on ordering a t-shirt for the next messy event.

Yeah....I wonder how many people accidentally stumbled upon my site when they were searching for The WAste Management TECnical institute. Acually the term WAM is used by various water treatment plants around the world.

https://www.wamsys.co.za/

If any of these water treatment people emailed me, I would tell them that I have no expertise in water for drinking....my only experience with water is to get girls wet in it.

MK

Hahaha, instead of Vegas maybe we should have the 20th anniversary meetup at the *other* UMD. We can creep on the coeds!

I stumble on the University of Maryland looking for you

I feel bad for all those thousands of students when they graduate and go to pick up their diplomas and they say "Ultimate Messy Directory" on them instead of "University of Maryland". Their parents just shelled out $50,000 for them to earn a degree at a wet and messy fun fetish site by mistake. I wonder what Messmaster is doing with their tuition money?

See? Here's my UMD diploma. Pretty fancy, right?

Wammed for a while but only found the UMD freshman year in college for this exact reason. Needless to say, I wasn't checking my schedule that night.

Don't go creepin around College Park tho. You're bound to get stabbed or your wheels stolen. Love the school, hate the area.

Gee.....you spent 50 grand on tuition costs and all you got was a Bachelor of Science.

For all your years of experience in the WAM culture you deserve an honorary Phd by now. You went to the wrong WAM University. At my Wamtec University Lenny and I have a Phd program where tution is only $1000 per semester. Our most popular program is a Phd in Shovell technology....where you learn the correct way to shovell all the pie crap into plastic bags and clean up the mess after a pie shoot, and our other popular program is to learn how to be a first class "Towel Boy" where you hand towels to the girls and assist them with a hose to wash off using bottles of Dawn washing up liquid.

You already completed 2 semesters with Lenny and I in the 1990's.....I remember when you paid us a visit on your bicycle....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuosv-MnDsE

MK

Yes, Mark. Michael Palin on his bicycle in Monty Python's classic "The Cycling Tour" perfectly describes my bicycling experience in Florida.