So I didn't have a season today or anything, but I did invite a WAMMER over that I've been chatting with for the past year just to hang out. I had some supplies laying on my counter (as Ya do) and he made a shaving cream pie and sneak attacked me! Haha! In all our chatting I never found out he's never pied someone. I feel bad that I took someone's pie virginity and didn't make it crazy awesome special! Lol. I just had to share. Thanks for listening. :splat:

I may be being a grammar pedant here but surely you took his "Pieing virginity" as you were the one who got pied?

True. Dont make fun of my disabilities again or I will be PIEING YOU!! Lol

I'd never make fun of anyone's disability and I'm appalled by the likes of Katie Hopkins who do. Just it kicked of my inner grammar pedant and I thought I'd make a light hearted observation. As for pieing me, you'd have to catch me first and I' world class when it comes to running away

That's great! Did he get you good? :devil:




I'll bet the mere fact that he pied you AND surprised you with it made it crazy awesome special for him! :lovestruck:

Norman

Yet another reason why Maria is the HOTTEST pie babe going today!!!!

Yes PLEASE Maria! I wish you would take MY pie virginity and let me have it!:splat: I want you to be my first. Am tunneling to England as we speak. SO looking forward to your schoolgirl movie:lovestruck: with the good reverend. "Sploshing at St Slapstick's School for Saucy Stripping Schoolgirls" will finally be a reality! Eggcellent, it's all going perfectly to plan; mwooah hah hah...:devil:

I don't know if she'll still be doing this when she's 97 years old!

(Then, again, probably! )

I always have to laugh at that 1st pic; Maria afraid of a pie? Never! :lovestruck:

Norman

If you feel like taking another I'm more than game

Haha! Game on! I'll be ready this time!

I definately need to boob this gorgeous woman for a rude and dirty shoot...

...babe,you know what I mean....:devil:

I have no idea what you're talking about Edward. :ohbruther:

Uhm....some little distress for nudity, tight bondage, huge and uncomfortable gags, nipple clamps, lot of rope, discipline, perhaps?