https://www.instagram.com/p/DYNLtS_AKRY/

Turns out that painstakingly booking models for 2 decades, buying supplies, and paying for shoots was the wrong way to make WAM.

MUCH easier to be a nepo baby DJ. Get paid $50K a night to hit "Play" on your 2-hour playlist, jump up and down and pretend you're doing something on your laptop.... Plus random girls in the front row literally bring their own cakes for you to throw in their faces.

Not a bad gig..... Wish my dad had founded Benihana!

Well I wasn't expecting to learn that Steve Aoki was a nepo baby and his dad founded Benihana on UMD today - the more you know lol!

Another fun Steve Aoki fact, he used to be part of the youth wing of the Maoist International Movement. Long march through the institutions of power by making mediocre EDM, cheers comrade.

The documentary on him doesn't show him using his families money when he was in a punk or sca band
They definitely lived in a project ghetto ass apt and made $ doing house parties

" Direct from Hollywood with Ryan Seacrest, superstar DJ. Steve Aoki
is the son of the late successful entrepreneur Rocky Aoki,
who founded Benny Hannah the restaurant chain. A lot of
people assume his dad helps Steve get his career off
the ground. That's not the case. In fact, Steve had
dug himself into a massive amount of debt trying to
get his label off the ground, maxing out credit cards
all over the place. He was six figures in the" Ryan seacrest iheart radio interview

His work ethic is insane the year he did his documentary they said he performed almost every day and his doctors forced him to stop working because of the strain he put on his body
He also is sober

While I don't dispute the work of noted investigative journalist Ryan Seacrest ( )..... I notice that Steve has definitely made sure the "My father didn't give me a dime to start my career" narrative is all over the Internet. So that's probably accurate. I can buy the being in debt 6 figures as well.

But what no one mentions is that Steve's dad died in 2008.... and left him $50 million.
And when does Steve Aoki put out his first album of mediocre EDM and start becoming a big-time festival DJ? 2008.

I believe that two things are true: Steve DID attempt a music career for a decade, without his father's help, and racked up major debt along the way.
And then Steve got his inheritance of $50 million from the death of his father, and SUDDENLY his career became WAY more successful, almost as if an overnight influx of cash contributed!

Anyway. He put some of that $50 mil towards cakes to throw at hot girls in skimpy EDM attire, so for that I'll always be grateful.

So he n half sister sued their step mom and won battle in 2014 but didn't get control of trust until they turned 45 so for him was 3 years ago
His sister won't have control for about another year
So not really true he used his fathers $, also depending on how trust was set up it would need to be a need which if his step mom was removed a bank or different trustee would have to still approve funds and if his does Alvin was 2008 and he was making money they wouldn't have given him tons of money

I'm pretty sure we're all thinking how lucky it is to be you! Grant it, I'm sure it's not easy, but you get my point.

https://www.wealthmanagement.com/high-net-worth/benihana-family-battle-heats-up
He didn't grow up w his father rather mom and grandparents
And the law suite continued until 2020 & he didn't get access to any of the trust until 45
Seemed like his dad wasnt even in his life

I've reached a point in my life where I can no longer spend time being annoyed by talentless people becoming successful.

After hearing Dave Blunts, NBA Youngboy, and Quando Rondo it's confirmed that music is dead. I'm gonna crawl into a hole, listen to jazz fusion, throw pies at strippers and not bother anyone.

I've made 15 pie virgin videos over an 18 year span. Its not a big deal. There are several producers who have done the same thing hundreds of times longer than me. Also you're wearing a diaper.

Brought to you by the same people who gave you boy bands, Tom Green, took away music from MTV and replaced it with Jerry Springer and Reality TV, we welcome you to the entertainment industry.

Now I really want a list of producers ranked in order of Littlest to Biggest Bitches and see where I fit in.

At the very least, you have to give Aoki an ounce of credit: He's got some good aim and a good arm...

Coulda been a minor-league pitcher but instead wanted to be a "musician" XD

Lol I've been here since 1998, and this is the first UMD drama I've been involved with. I'm sorry Dave Blunts, NBA Youngboy, and Quando Rondo objectively suck at making music.

My only experience with Steve Aoki is secondhand thank's to some collabs with Linkin Park in the past. I heard those tracks and had a hearty "MEH" about them. I can't tell you if they're bad or not 'cause they just weren't my thing.

If I want some electronic dance music, I'm happy to return to 1998 and fire up some Prodigy or Fatboy Slim instead. But I don't think either of those acts were known for throwing cakes...

I can't remember any songs called "Cake My Bitch Up" or "The Rockafeller Cake."

(okay I'll stop)

The Weather Report calls for more pies?

me eagerly awaiting the bitch award

Lucky man! Geez, the days of Lovingway (?) and his nemesis (can't remember his name, but he started a whole WAM channel called "LovingwaySUCKS") were epic drama in a very innocent, early-Aughts way. I somehow got tangled up in that for a bit. (Also I eventually got banned from the "Classic Pies Forum," I think. Because my stuff was "too close to WAM." LOL. The moderator was a guy who "hated" WAM.... but loved starting pie fights with his male friends! Also Smurfs. He got outed by his own followers eventually. It was a whole thing....)

I think the last "drama" I was involved with on the UMD involved KelseyRose, AKA the guy who Catfished the UMD for a couple years. (He was the #1 Female WAMmer for months! ) Boy, was he mad that I insinuated he might not be 100% legit. And boy did the UMD take the side of the hot female avatar (who was oddly into male-centric WAM) over me. Anyway, this is small potatoes compared to that BS.

The UMD chaos of the early 2000s will never be surpassed! Haha

Steve Aoki totally stole my ravers covered in cake gimmick. I started shooting for a site called eroticBPM (formerly known as raverporn.net) eternities ago. I did my first raver girl smashing a cake session in 2008 as part of a commissioned custom. He started heaving cakes at ravers in the early 2010s

I didn't make my way to UMD for several years after that. I was just photographing and recording ravers making a mess and selling mostly on clips4sale/manyvids and promoting my work on tumblr primarily but also Twitter.

It could be pure coincidence but I find it more amusing, and not entirely unlikely that he had seen some of my stuff that would inevitably surface on the various rave and edm forums (as well as less favorable sites that would repost pirated content) and thought "hey I can do that too"


Apparently he credits the video from "turn up the volume" by auto erotique for influencing the cake thing. It came out in 2011. I think my theory stands

https://youtu.be/7tilR6LxxpE?si=X9MZwKzK8yd6tVku

I wasn't anything like as active here back then but I vaguely remember some of that, including low-res downloadable videos of ex-TV scenes with the LS banner across them, on Yahoo (remember that?) I think. never really saw the full details of it, just the subsequent fallout.


Everyone's secret fantasy - a girl who is into WAM the same way blokes are. I'd like to hope that as a community we're wiser now, but of course there will always be younger newbies who don't realise.

I totally had forgotten about that board and all the drama that it had. Man, the early aughts(?) were some wild times

Marty Penn! I remember his long rants about how he was going to get Lovingway kicked out of his college for disagreeing with him on a forum. IIRC the whole thing started because Lovingway complained about the bitrate of MP's video uploads or something like that.

DAMN. There's a blast from the past. What was Lovingway's nickname for Marty Penn? Can't remember, doesn't matter. Their fights were EPIC. And entirely on YahooGroups, no less. [To paraphrase John Mulaney, "A phrase as outdated as 'We took the horse & buggy to the corner store to play jacks.'"]

The Classic Pie Forum guy was Shane Jensen. NOT the actor in the quirky horror film Good Boy. Different Shane. We had a discussion about him (and other old-timers) over a decade ago on this very UMD.
Man we're old.
https://umd.net/forums/pg-rated-pie-in-the-face-boa

I think the past ten years are pretty conclusive proof that we, as a culture, are definitely NOT getting wiser over time.

Also, at the risk of getting this thread back on track:

https://www.instagram.com/cakefaceseries/reel/DYU6EOJgMOt/

You throw cakes enough times... Your aim gets REALLY good. (Also, he thankfully mostly aimed for cute women in this one.)

Can confirm that after 18 years of tossing cupcakes, cakes, and other baked goods.. one's aim does become stellar

https://umd.net/videos/stay-on-target--a-cupcake-deathstar-trib

Hey Rich, I think you made mistake. You said that thread was a decade ago but it was posted in 2016 and that was only....... Oh god