Before I pied myself with a 100 pies for the 3rd time I did a poll on the umd to decide what to wear and the majority of you voted nude so that's how I start in the video. There was a major problem from the start as the first pie I used had bbq sauce in it and I got it in my eye. It stung all the way through but I carried on and got through all the pies.
I had all the classic pies like custard and chocolate. Then there were more sweet ones like strawberry and toffee sauce as well as yoghurts. This was an unplanned session so I really raided the cupboards to make 100 pies. I even used chopped tomatoes, coconut milk and curry sauce. As well as classic savoury mess like beans, mayo, mustard and the pesky bbq sauce. I also used different colour paint to make up to 100 pies. All the pies had a cereal base and were all topped off with cream or shaving foam leaving me absolutely plastered in mess.
Throughout the video I masturbate and often show off my cock and butt. I also do my trademark nose pressing on several occasions. I smash, smear and splatter the pies onto my face. letting some off them fall onto my chest so I can smear it all over my body. I even do several pie sandwiches to my head.
The video is 45 minutes long and at the end i have a very noisy, messy but satisfying orgasm.
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