Hey everyone. I had a private message from someone with a question about one of my videos and I realized when I was talking with him that over the 7 years I was making videos that I made at least, and this is a conservative estimate, 2000 pies. Its hard to tell how many because im not even sure how many videos i made! I think between Uppercrust and Abs I made about 100 videos but it may be more. I averaged at least 20 pies per video although often more.Hard to tell because sometimes I would do 2 or 3 a month and then sell them as one download.

I was pretty impressed with myself when I realized this Of course I didn't throw them. Well some I did. Maybe about 100 or so over the years but I did make each and every one of them. And cleaned up after each and every one of them. Oh boy the clean up was a bitch!

Also just realized its been 5 years since I retired and you guys continue to buy my videos so thank you for that!

I of course have no new pictures to share with this post but here are a few from past videos just for fun
These are from The Devil Made Me Pie You
Mr Sexy Pied Guy International
and
one of my all time favorite models in
Pies Gunge and Muscles

2000, wow! Clearly you were the reason the ready made crust industry stayed afloat.

Ugh, I miss your videos, what I wouldn't give to have been in one of them.

Lol
Thanks so much. Yes would have loved to have you star in one of them.

Seconded -- I would've loved to be in one of your videos!

I've always loved and still watch your videos.

I always wanted to do videos with real pie guys. I did have a few over the year but would have loved to have 2 or even 3 in one video. Could have gone even messier and farther and I wouldn't have had o keep saying " I'm so sorry for doing this to you" between each shot.

I just looked at your pictures and I would have happily cast you in a video. What kind would you have preferred? A comedic slapstick one with sound effects and fast motion comedy as well as pies and gunge or an Abs video where we stuck to pies, gunge and nudity.

Thanks I really appreciate it especially since you make your own videos.

I often hear what slimeguyny said in his post. That you all would have loved to be in my videos and I have to admit every time I come on here I cant help but cast videos that are never going to happen. Every time I click on someones profile I think about whether they are someone I would have cast and what I would have done with them if I was still making videos.
Someday I may do a post asking for who you all would want to see in a video if I was still doing them. I have 2 or 3 regular posters here who I know I would have cast if I was able to.

I think it speaks to the quality and longevity of your work that we're all falling all over ourselves to convince you to come back! Not to mention the variety that having two different sites afforded you. I know I've gone through your catalog several times imagining what it would be like if it was me in those scenarios. (I also may have stolen -- er, gotten inspiration from -- some of your premises to use in my own videos...)

Well thank you but I wont be coming back though. Not unless I had a huge budget and some extra hot models and lots and lots of help. I'm too damn old for that set up and clean up now and even with all that I doubt I would do it. And I don't see any reasons to come back. So many new producers out there and some of them seem pretty good. Your exercise videos seem to be in the uppercrust style although not quite as crazy. I assume no fast motion and sound effects

And hey you are not the only one to get inspiration from my videos. Hell, I've seen almost shot per shot remakes for the slapstick ones but I am totally ok with that. I mean how many scenarios are there to get a guy covered in pies and gunge?
I'm actually a bit flattered by it.

I have to admit you had "the vision thing."

Every thing has a time and a place. You did very well.

I would have loved to have started in your videos! I remember one of the earlier ones with the 2 frat guys having a bake sale. Would have loved to be the teacher that comes in at the end of that one! Those actors were pretty good too!

I can't believe you didn't have real pie guys. I think when I first found the UMD I messaged you asking what it would take to be in one of your videos but then I realized you were across the country lol

That was one of my first comedy videos. Actually it was the first I think. Those guys were really cute.

I had lots of offers but like you they were either too far, like you, or chickened out and canceled on me.