It finally happened and I'm relieved! I was jerking off fully clothed in the pool and was able to release my hand so fast it mimicked water treading. So I treaded over to the wall and climbed out. Hung out in my wet clothes to seem normal cuz it is lol before changing into a bathing suit. I made small talk about how the water is cold til you start resistance swimming which opened up the quintessential question - "is that why you swam with ALL your clothes on." Jeans, boxers and polo shirt. "Yeah, former lifeguard! The stuff you learn as a kid then is a huge asset to swimming now for exercise." They bought it, shrugged me off and did their cute couples thing 20 something year old kids in college do. Going to guess that was their age. I'm 34, they seemed 27 or younger. Point is - I got caught! Who's got stories? It shakes off the embarrassment yes? Makes it less weird i guess. If and when I get caught doing mud I'll say it was for tik tok .

When I was going to school out west it got hot during the day and I would jump fences Cleo motels and fall into the pool than quickly get out and by the time I was down the block I would be close to dry.

I also one time went to the pool I grew up in during the evening and swam around without any clothes on a long time ago before cameras where everywhere all the time. I got to swim and dive for a good hr and without clothes it was really relaxing and water was warm but not to warm and not to cold.

I really love that I got to experience that.

An another ocassion I was biking by Napa valley in va and a girl and a guy I was cycling with went streaking into the water. I was on my way into doing the same until they realized there was a family across the water bank. That's one I missed out on but laugh at looking back.

Caught a few times by people who I don't know including a cop who initially thought I was trouble while swimming a boggy pit years ago, when I'm in those kind of thick swampy places I also clean up the litter which is mostly plastic bottles and cans, it should be cleaned plus an excuse if I get caught, and sure enough that came in handy the officer bought that story as it made perfect sense.

We've also been stumbled across at river and other water both alone and with my woman, we got caught having sex both in and out of water a few times too, Strangers just laughed plus they were amused most the time, well shit at least there's the bright side of them enjoying the show we've put on for them. Been asked why you both clothed? (Shorts tanks T's at most for us Tanks most the time for her) We'd say it was random unpreparedness and that we didn't care, One also recorded then ran off

This is not a catch, it was totally intended. Yesterday was a really hot day. I just got out of work and was very hot. I went down to the lake where some people were wading in the water and throwing a stick for the dog to retrieve.

I walked up in all my clothes and said "Is the water nice?" They saw I was fully clothed and said sure come on in, as a joke I guess. Well I walked right into the lake and got fully wet in my pants, sneakers, and button down shirt. They smiled and then he said my favorite line..... "Now doesn't that feel good!" It felt great. It was really the first time I had just gotten wet fully clothed with other people looking on. Funny thing, I did not feel embarrassed or anything. It was totally normal to me. I did not even bring a towel, so I got out, fully clothed and fully wet and just walked back to my car. Pictures of the event!!!