The city Pride festival here was cancelled due to Covid, so some friends of ours threw a party, BBQ etc on Saturday last week.

One half of the couple works for a bakery (mail-order cupcakes etc) and had brought from work a rainbow-frosted cake.

After the BBQ, nobody was feeling hungry for cake and as I helped move it back to the kitchen, I said to my friend: "I should stick it in [his bf's] face! He'd be Pied for Pride!"

His bf is a very tall, highly-strung big hairy Russian guy, who was entering the room as I said it.

Without a beat, he said: "Yeah let's do that!" snatched the cake from my hands and smooshed it straight in my face!

The frosting was a bit dry so not great coverage, but maaaaan was the scenario perfect and even humiliating! I LOVE that my own joke backfired on me and I was the one to get the cake in the face.

wonderful! Did they know this was an interest of yours?

I've never been surprised with a pie or cake in the face, but would love to be.

I'd also like to get that surprise on video, but the problem is that this would require a lot of coordination to pull off.

No, not at all - it was completely spontaneous on his part, which makes it better for me.

Sounds very good!!

I love everything about this!!!!

Gotta know: how did people who witnessed this act of debauchery react?

With howling laughter

The mate who caked me keeps bringing it up in conversation and laughing about it. I have to relive it and keep my legs tightly crossed, even when he recreates it using a coaster in a bar to demonstrate how it happened for some people