hey there! so, i am in the process of talking to fucking lawyers and stupid stuff before I make my giant move in with Ariel, which hopefully, fingers crossed, will go just fine on my end with me not having to make any adjustments to the one thing in my life that i would DIE if i had to change....

anyhoooo, whilst doing that I have been ordering things for customs coming up and I ordered WAAAAAAYYY too much pb for one person!

if you wanna see me and ariel get into some together with maybe some extra stuff ? hit me up! your supplies will be paid for
also, I have clothes that needs destroying! if you are into that kind of thing, please email me and i will show you the WIDE WIDE VAST VARIETY OF CLOTHES THAT ARE GORGEOUS BUT I GOTTA MAKE ROOM BEFORE I GO!!! they need destruction! nothing better to cleanse the palette than a good closet cleaning!
ALSO: I AM TAKING SEX AND BJ CUSTOMS! PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT ALL CUSTOMS UNTIL THE MOVE IS DONE, HAVE TO BE DONE ON A CERTAIN DATE AND TIME BC OF COVID, TRAVEL, AND ALL OF THAT NOISE!
also, we are renting out a hotel room with a pool, i am doing discounted rates for two girl casual customs in the pool or jacuzzi!
or three girl!
please also be advised of what i said above. filming, as of right now, has to have a date set where we can film everything in a couple of set days.
we are also taking "human garbage disposal" customs for the both of us bc WE HAVENT BEEN ASKED TO YET AND WE HAVE HARNESSES!!! so, hit us up!! ill be cleaning out my canned goods cabinet too!!!

thank you for reading all of this rant if you did i am losing my mind with this move. i am stressed beyond stressed and so is my pint sized. It is a very huge chapter we are turning the page on and I cant stress enough.....THE STRESS. haha. but for real. its crazy. the house of mess will be moving again! love you all and thank you for all your continued support, hearts, loves, comments, everything. you all are what helps me and ariel keep our stores running. you are the heartbeat of the umd and thats real talk. thank you.

As Catbug says "Everything is ok"!

So, do you have enough PB to make a giant ass Reese's cup? cover the top in chocolate for authenticity!

dude!!!

get me the 100 cans of pudding and we will call it a reese's! ultimate chocolate! haha! yes, i know 100 cans of pudding is a BIG ask but im sure you got this, right? hahahhahahhaaha. fuck, i couldnt even pull that off without taking a fucking bank loan!

$695.53 ($399.84 and $250.69 shipping) to send to you currently at the best price per unit (that I could find) of $4.95. I could MAYBE do this in a month or two if I get enough overtime.

You'll have to let me know how the move goes.

bitch no!!! but i WILL HAPPILY take 50 cans!!! yeeeeeet! bc to get tthem at the gfs they are like 8.99 a can or some shit? i cant remember. i want enough to fill a bin and me sink down in it....then add more stuff to it as i go along......like cake batter, or syrup, just random shit and keep shooting in it!