Hello! I hope you guys can help. My husband's birthday is this week and I promised him that I would "indulge" him with a little pie session. I asked him what he wanted and he suggested to spice it up and have me ask you guys on here! He promised he wouldn't look at this post until after he got his birthday gift.

He likes pies and cakes and we have kids and full time jobs so no massive productions or hotel outings (sadly). Any suggestions? Anything that might surprise him? Thanks everyone!

pie boobs?

your profile pic has a pie sandwich, that should turn on any man!

Couldn't you guys get a sitter for the kids and go out that night for his birthday? That's when you could surprise him with the pies and his cake. As far as spicing it up goes why don't you do the opposite of what normally happens when you two have pies such as pieing him if you are the one that usually gets it and vice versa.

Just how spicy are we talking here? I ask because I have ideas based on some WAM stories I' e read but I don't want to offend.

Big underwear, maybe a girdle or Granny Panties. Wait- hear me out.

Do the nice evening out, w/ the dress that can stand a little damage.
When you get home, sit him in the living room while you get ready. Put 'em on, and fill them with scooped out pie filling. Maybe double down by putting on some pantyhose to keep it in check until things are in place. When you're set, tease him with the news that it's been oozing around in there all night, get him back to the bedroom with the big reveal, wrap your legs around his head, and tell him to get to work.

Alternately, just jam some dessert into your drawers in the resto bathroom after you ask for it in a to-go bag. That works too, if you aren't far from home.

This is loosely inspired by something my wife once did for my birthday...

Make a bunch of cheap "pies" - canned pie filling topped with Cool Whip. Use blueberry in some and cherry in others to make the colors really zing. I trust you have a stash of empty aluminum pie pans somewhere in the house already.

Since it's his birthday, the number of pies should have something to do with his age. Let's say he is turning 41. That doesn't mean you have to make 41 pies (unless you want to, but that would be a "big production" in my books.) Just enough to spell out a 4 and a 1.

Now, after dinner, after the kids are put to bed, after the cake and the candles... you can say, "Oh, and I got you one more thing." Then lead him into a room where the pies are arranged on a table to say his age. My wife also taped up an old sheet that we were getting rid of onto the wall, stood in front of it with her arms stretched out to her sides. The two of you can probably take it from there.

In our case, she played out a neat fantasy we liked to talk about, where she had to stand and let people throw pies at her as punishment for something she did. Sometimes she would beg me not to throw the pie, and pretend to whine and pout after they hit. Other teams she would whisper encouragement to throw it even harder.

Damn...that's fucking HOT!!! Talk about dessert!

Does your bedroom have a separate master bathroom? If so, you should be fairly set even with the kids. Can't they stay with the grandparents for just one night?

The good things are you know what he likes, you're here on UMD, so you're willing to indulge him. This is a good precursor to a wonderful evening for him no matter what you decide on.

Thank you for the suggestions and also a thank you to those who have private messaged me some good ones too! His birthday is tomorrow night and I think I have a very naughty (and creamy) session planned for him. I'm sure he will appreciate your feedback and inspiration.

What did you finally decide on?

So I won't go into all the details, but let's just say it involved red lace lingerie, a sexy lap dance, and two huge cream pies bought from the bakery. It's safe to say he was a happy guy.