Probably a stupid question but had this shower thought recently.

If you took someone in a one piece outfit- for purposes of convenience and this exercise just take a lady in a short grey t shirt dress- and covered her in whipped cream, I don't care how as long as every inch of her is covered- and then took a towel and just wiped her off, no water involved just wiped as much of it off as you possibly could- how wet would she be afterwards?

I would say inagine pouring regukar creme or milk iver someone and that would be how wet. Whipped cream liquifies fast

Especially if it's the spray can variety
If the question is meant to be could I clean up and people wouldn't notice apart from the wetness the dairy smell would be noticeable
Maybe shaving foam would be a better option

Right- and no not planning anything here.

I guess a better way of phrasing the question would be:

If you had a woman in the above outfit and covered her from head to toe in whipped cream, and then wiped it all off with a towel, no water involved.

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being the entire dress looks damp (like if you spill something on yourself or wet a paper towel to wash off a stain) and 10 being the dress is visibly soaked, how wet would the dress be afterwards?

Guess it also depends on, the type of whipped cream and how heavy you want it to be (like just a thin layer that covers 100% or heavy?)!

From a scientific perspective, there are two variables that would determine your answer. 1. How much whipped cream, and 2. How long is is left on before wiping off.

So a small coating wiped away fairly quickly would be much less wet than a heavy layer allowed to melt before being wiped away, which would be much more wet.

So W = T X A, meaning wetness = time x amount. Personally, I'd prefer to just guess at it rather than use a mathematical formula.

Feel like that could be an interesting concept for the scene if not for the fact that it wouldn't be too exciting lol (unless it took place in the form of a pie fight).

The room (and body) temperature would make a difference as well. The hotter the temperature then the quicker the cream will start to melt and run and so generate a wetter scenario.

Cream is very fatty/greasy/oily rather than wet either in heavy whipped or spray can form (spray cream has more air in it and less substance). Neither will wipe off with a dry towel without leaving an oily residue that will need water or soap to remove. You would essentially be giving someone an 'oiling' in either case.

Heavy cream takes a fair bit of washing out of clothes and hair and usually requires soap/shampoo/detergent.

Dairy cream is an absolute clothes destroyer because (although it washes out in a washing machine) the smell pretty much never goes away.

I have a particular obsession with real cream and shaving cream holds no appeal.

I like the way that, despite being seen as a 'gateway' substance, cream is surprisingly messy and tenacious. Even the non-dairy varieties which alleviate lingering smells are still quite oily.

The former Mrs Trouso was heavily messed with all sorts of muck and food stuffs and still maintained that (heavy) cream was 'terrible' for washing out of hair and complained most about it as a substance.