Favorite quotes and moments?


"We're goin' bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!"

You have to start with his famous catchphrase:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khSIYmTzt6U

"And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster."... "Lisa, get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

"I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other. Now that's psychiatry!"

After some of Bart's fireworks land on a tank in the hospital Dr. Nick says, "Don't worry its inflammable." and then the tank catches fire.
For some reason I can only find the last bit--and it is in Spanish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efDYvtj2Rlo
According to the internets it is Trilogy of Error from season 12.

After that it is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUnH9NECSUU

I'll go now.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UUBBVvfBUcM/T1t8Zi673mI/AAAAAAAAA0c/uEdZ-PA4IpI/s1600/homer-simpson-bush-gif.gif

Bart: "With my leg broken, I'll miss the whole summer."

Homer: "Don't worry, boy. When you grow up, and go to work like me, you'll miss EVERY Summer."

Bart to Homer: "The only thing bigger than you will be you tomorrow."

In the episode where Homer becomes a volunteer firefighter along with Apu & Moe,
Homer says:

"Oh.. I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?"

And, in my badly mangled misquoting:

Homer says: "But weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals... except for the weasel."

"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING ENORMOUS FLAWS THAT I DON'T WORK ON!"

If I had to pick one moment that made me lose my shit when I first saw it, it'd probably be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdboqdvP8SE

I haven't watched The Simpsons in ages until I started playing "Tapped Out' on my iPhone (which I'm on level 33 now... I don't think I should be bragging about that lol) And I think I picked just the right time to start watching it again because *drumroll please* THIS episode came out! I loved it. Love love love love loooooved.

Oh, and the best quote from that episode?

Homer: "'Meat-Lisa!' You're back!"

Jilly babe! Msg me!

If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. THAT'S the American way!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vbI-P6mFbg

Mr. Black: "I'll take any questions you might have ... you? And then, um ... one more."
Milhouse: "Can we call you Uncle Blackie?"
Mr. Black: "No. Last question."

Krusty: [on TV] Hi Kids! Welcome to Kamp Krusty! Hoo huh hoo heh ha heh!
I'll see you in a few weeks! Until then, I turn things over to my
bestest buddy in the whole wide world, [obviously dubbed, in Mr. Black's voice]
MISTER BLACK. I want you to treat MISTER BLACK with the same respect
you would give me. Now here's MISTER BLACK.