THESE PIES ROCKED! and they got even better after this scene, i have perfected them, but these are pretty rad! the consistency after i was rubbing them all over me was wicked. so thick, so insanely sticky and awesome! the cigar stuff was a perk, it was so fun to SUCK on that thing and take these super heavy pies! THE FIRST VIDEO is fully clothed me taking the pies, the SECOND FULL VIDEO, is me, taking my heaviest and best pie, new cigar, and stripping down to fully coat myself in this crazy mess and use my hitachi!!!! you will LOVE IT!! very up close and personal so you can choose. maybe one day you wanna see fully clothed major pie hits? maybe one day you wanna watch me strip down with major pie hits and cigar sucking and having an orgasm?? YOU GET TO CHOOSE! you also get to choose the size of your first video for your storage pleasure!!! HAPPY SUNDAY! only 12.99 for BOTH of these videos!! i love you all!!

Smokin'!!!!

(took easy joke...I'm so ashamed)

Ok...I'm over it.

easy like sunday morning, robby. we wont hate you for it.....TODAY. its the last game of thrones tonight. i think we are gonna take it easy on everyone. its the end of an era.

Not easy as...........pie? (Took easy joke again)

I only watch "Game of Scones"...although it does make me rather hungry.

And stop being a piebaby...um...cry baby.

WOW. you are on one today, robby. alas, i cant joke. its a sad day over here.....lol and i have to go to the grocery to get non wam items. i fucking hate buying food for consumption. god damnit. lol no fun.

Jayce check your pm's lol

Yeah, that's cuz I have to write proposals all day which I hate doing...so I break it up by annoying you on the UMD. I got skillz.

Food for actual consumption....what a concept!

What is your fluff to Cool Whip ratio and does it matter if the CW is on top?

i have changed it since i did this scene bc there was so much fluff in the pies. It was mostly fluff and then about 75 percent of a small tub of cool whip to top it. these pies were thrown, some smeared. but mostly thrown. with that amount of weight and throwing, i decided to change the ratio. these rocked, i loved the look of them. i loved the amount of fluff but they were really heavy. So, a few of them rang my bell!! haha! i dont know if would change the ratio as much as i would mix the two maybe? mixing them, you will not get as much of the "blowback" as some people liek to see but you get the coverage. if you do a smaller amount of fluff and a whole tub of cool whip on top, as long as you have someone who knows how to deliver the pies, you can have the splatter and the coverage. so, to be honest, when i make these again, they will totally be based on who is throwing, are the thrown pies? or smushed? THAT is where you change up the recipe, it seems to me. feel free to message me anytime about it. its all about what you are looking for. how you want them delivered. and WHO is delivering them! that trust factor of how they do it is a biggie!!

but quit asking me about my pies unless you get a custom from me!!! lol im messing with you. i do wish you luck on your customs with your ladies!

You're the best here by leaps and bounds. Sheer perfection!

Fantastic pics Jayce!

You sweet peas! Thank you! Xoxoxo

Excellent pictures Jayce . You are my favourite wammer well you have been for quite some time but I just wanted to say it

Oh wow!! Thank you so much!! That is so sweet of you!

Oh Jayceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you're my favorite WAMSTER of all time. (suckup suckup)

we ALL know you are full of shit.

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