okay so ANYTIME we work hours and hours on customs or if we do a REALLY big production.....that all hands are on deck....we ALWAYS get take out food after bc usually, one person is running to get the little spawn from the sitter, camera man is rushing his dick off to help get things in the trash, Im trying to pry my hair apart in the shower and screaming "IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, I SWEAR!!! ILL BE THERE TO HELP!!"

WHILST, cleaning out the shower, where some prep was done, usually getting out and mopping my way to the scene of the crime, usually naked or in a robe when its 30 degrees.....

im slipping on houseshoes with wet hair to help carry out ridiculously heavy stuff one heave ho at a time.....all the while just trying to move my furniture back in time for mini me to walk back through the door and yell "HEY IM HUNGRY!!!" THEN. all hands on deck are usually in agreement...."YEAH THIS SOUNDS GOOD" face palm

IM LOOKING AT THEM AFTER PREPPING FOR HOURS BEFORE, RIPPING MY HAIR OUT IN THE SHOWER TO GET DONE AND DRIPPING WITH FREEZING COLD HAIR LIKE "YOU DIIIIIIIICKS"

but, alas, this is ALWAYS the case. We have had our fun and gotten customs done or one big one done and we are all hungry and mix mine with a case of exhaustion bc i make all supplies and set up everything.

Ariel and I used to have like, a tradition where after we did customs all day or mud days especially bc as fun as they are? they are exhausting! cleaning yourself, your car, your boots, not to mention you just trudged through heavy thick mud for hours!! we would ALWAYS get taco bell.....now that was back in the day when I lived up there with her and we had a pretty laid back scenario when coming home. all spawns taken care of USUALLY. so we got to chill and eat and it was beautiful. usually watch game of thrones. god i miss it!

Producers and friends, do yall do this?? i mean, i have gotten to where i love the rush. i love the time i rush so i have longer to play....its like a dirty secret but we ALWAYS go get food. for just the 4 of us it was 52 FUCKING DOLLARS. ONE BEING A LIL BIT. !!! this always happens. no one feels like cooking....so we get take out food.

do you all do this?? bc im about to start taking on a 5 dollar fee to each custom bc i have to PAY for everyones food..!!!! lol like "hello customer, im insanely excited about this custom but im gonna have to bring in two extra hands and then my spawn will be starving afterwards, you wanna send me a gift card to some fast food as well??" hahahhhahha

DO YOU GUYS FEEL ME ON THIS?? I SWEAR IT IS EVERY SINGLE SHOOT DAY!!!! PRODUCERS?? MODELS?? THE FETISH COUPLE BC I WANT TO WORK WITH THEM SO BAD.....???

Oh yes, we usually will get food after a day of shooting. Raven would want Mexican food after shooting, because she said she needed something to balance out from all the sweet stuff she was covered in and digested. One time after a shoot Amy, Penelope and Tilly ordered a pizza and all answered the door topless to give the pizza guy a story to tell. When we shot with Mr Bee, all 4 of us had margaritas at a local restaurant before the shoots. It made for a more enjoyable time while we were shooting. Then we went out afterwards for more libations and food. Sometimes our models will spend the night, so a pre shoot morning breakfast will be on the menu for us, followed by an after shoot lunch. Most the time we go out to eat, rather than order in, because we just want to get out after a long day of shooting. Plus the smell of batter, cream and chocolate is still present and we need to breath fresh air.

You're not multitasking enough. Make a mess using Taco Bell and then eat it when you're done, problem solved.

ha! i swear to kaballah monster i have thought about cleaning out my fridge and just going grapenuts with everything!

leftover take out, whatever is past sell by date.....

i just dont know how much people will like the last of my carrots, salami pasted all over my body and half a jug of orange juice. lol

Once we finish a day's shooting, I always take all the models to a decent restaurant for a proper sit down meal, it's part of their pay (and factored into the costs of the shoots for accounting purposes). I feel it's only fair that after having people getting wet and covered in slop all day the least I can do is give them a good meal to warm back up again, as well as paying them. TBH we probably should do take-away instead, would be cheaper!

But...the place with the badgers on the walls!!! That's the BEST place!

P.S. IF I ever make it over there, we need to go there!

The Badger Dining Room at Saturation Hall, where I photographed Maria? Hell yeah, if you ever get over this side of the pond, you're on!

I'm just a small time solo content creator but I generally will cook a nice meal either before or after a messy session. If I'm out buying supplies ahead of time I will take a second to contemplate something for dinner, but that's just me take out afterward sounds like a great way to end the session day that and cocktails get a from me.

once i am done showering and cleaning i am soooooo ready for pajamas and i will eat my food in bed with some amazon prime! lol

i am so worn out trying to direct and be the model and do the clean up bc im real weird like that going back behind the guys and re cleaning bc usually they miss A LOT. but hey, they help me lift stuff and they are great with the camera after lots and lots of coaching from moi. i am super appreciative of them

I'd actually like to see that

I AM A STRONG supporter of take out of every kind. I have everything I can delivered just because society in general annoys me. The people who don't know what the fuck they want and clog up the damn lines taking forever looking at the menu, deciding on something, then customizing it so it no longer resembles the item on the menu but is an entirely new creation all its own. It usually takes about an hour for doorstop, postmates, uber eats etc to deliver. I use instacart for groceries and that is usually within 2 hours. Ordering things online can cut some serious time. Plus a lot of places let you order ahead of time which really cuts down on the time crunch/waste. You need to eat something heavy in carbs like pasta or a ton of meats. You are using all that energy with the sets or getting messy that you have to replenish yourself. Personally, when I get messy I do it later at night when I am not hungry and then just collapse in bed after clean up. Oddly enough I sleep better after a good messy session.

Everything in my life now pertains to this webcomic, including food delivery.