okay, so I have never worked with OBSCENE amounts of pudding.....I wanna. Since everything I am able to do, that I want to do, I usually have to have a lot of money from sales (which you producers know that just regular ass sales can be sad sometimes...)

so, I will be asking if anyone wants to sponsor the journey, which means you get every video filmed in the mess, you help pay for the mess. no model fees. okay, that's for later...

I have some powdered j lube.....

someone sent it to me and its in a bottle, white with red writing that says "j lube" and its powdered. I would love to mix it with pudding and have pudding that is more stretchy!! is this possible? if not, what would your suggestions be?? either to do with the j lube, or to do with the pudding?? ill take suggestions from both ends!! I LOOOOOVE a pulling, slimy mess....but I DO NOT like mess that rolls off the body....I do not like that glue stuff that actually ends up just rolling off the skin. I like mess that is stuck to me. and stays on me any suggestions, my friends?? I am wanting to start this new year with some fun new stuff!! I already have some stuff in the works but this is one thing im stuck on!!! thanks in advance for your help!!!

Surely it can't get much better than that molasses and thickit(?) scene you did?
Well it might with double or triple the amount of course

molasses had the stringy effect on its own.


I want pudding....with the coating....but the stringy, after drip, stays on your skin like fluff but is STRINGY like our 2nd filming of the very first mystery substance! it was wild!!! and I cant remember what all we put in there!!

See, this is why your Chemistry teacher told you to always write down your method.

Anyway how much sponsorship are you needing for this? I have literally no idea how much pudding costs (here it's largely just a generic name for dessert).

on a certain site, i found you can get 5.25 gallons for about 22.50 plus shipping.

i would want to have atleast 15 gallons....so that would be probably around (im estimating the shipping costs, here....)

around 100 bucks. that is WITH shipping....the typical shipping. no rush orders. and usually you can get a LITTLE bit of a discoutn when you buy that much. a few bucks here and there so it may be like 90 bucks.

go big or go home. hahah. i have never worked with that much and i would LOVE TO. plus, with that much, i could do it JUST as the pudding, i could then use it again and add something to it to make it a different consistency. i could put another gal in there with me....the possibilities are endless. to be real...id love to have 20 gallons, which would be around about 125 i would assume, unless they tacked on more shipping.

ah, the wonderful world of bulk products.

i need to upload a pic of this j lube that was sent to me....i dont know if it is what i need. or will do what i want it to do.

and yes, chem class was a joke for me in high school and i didnt take it in college bc i got my associate in arts...it was not in my basic classes. so, i am NOT the best chemist unless you count me in my kitchen just mixing random shit to see what looks cool. hahaha. i need to contact jilly. shes a pretty damn good expert at food products making stuff look different.

J-lube is a long-chain polymer while pudding is a non-newtonian fluid (it's made from cornstarch) I have no idea what would happen if you mix them. Could be a "divide by zero/destruction of the known universe" kind of thing. Are you prepared for the possibility of warping time and space?

Grab a SnakPak, sprinkle in a little J-lube, and see what happens.

BTW, you are aware that it's winter, right? And 20 gallons of pudding is gonna be REAL tough to heat up. It's probably gonna start cold and stay cold unless you put the cans in the oven for awhile. I'm reminded of the phrase "nipples hard enough to cut glass"

I normally have a good recipe up my sleeve, but I don't work with these two outside of their originally planned context. I'll ask my slime chef if he has any good ideas, but so far all I can really thing about is just how hot j-lube and pudding look individually. If you put each of them together in separate containers but mixed them together over a scene I bet it would be interesting. They could mix and become a great pudding slime or reject each other and make a nice marbled effect. Try small batches to see how it plays out?

There is a product called 'Yuck' that comes in several varieties. You want the 'Sticky Yuck'. It comes as a powder, somewhat like sugar. Just stir it in slowly and evenly into the pudding. It will not only thicken it but also create that stretchy, stringy effect. It will mix easily, and it does stick to skin. Adding lots of water makes it slippery, more than oil, yet it is water-soluble and comes off eventually. (you have to soak and scrub to get it to stop sticking to the skin, but it finally dissolves.)

Here's where you can buy sticky yuck: https://buckets-o-fun.com/product/sticky-yuck-slime/

One of my discoveries has been pudding mixed with powdered sugar and stirred into corn syrup. Add bits of water to achieve desired consistency

So, you would like us to pay for and support you on materials for a shoot, of which you'll keep all the revenue from video / photo sales on?

"Yuck" appears to be made from a polyacrylate. The giveaway is that they recommend cleaning up by adding salt. That should breaks down the polymer strings and make it wash right off.

WELL GOOD FUCKING NEWS!!! so, yesterday in my fever induced haze of one of my attempts to get out of bed, I was in the kitchen...mixing stuff up....


and holy fucking 2019....something I have been trying to make for YEARS, I MADE and it was simple as hell.

now for me to make an obscene amount I will need one more ingredient in bulk....but it wont be that expensive either.....

but holy crap. turned out perfect. If that is any indicator on how 2019 is gonna be then, it is going to rock my socks off!!!

and hell yes, im taking atleast 2 big productions where people buy JUST the supplies. so, inbox me. ill start checking them THOROUGHLY after the 3rd!!

soundguy, i love ya