I'm going to the grocery store tonight to buy supplies for an upcoming session. I'll be wearing a suit and tie along with my brown loafers. I'm looking to get totally trashed and then rip the suit to shreds at the end.

I'll use any substances posted on here between now and when I go to the store (roughly 8pm ET)! I'm down to try pretty much anything, so do your worst

I say chocolate syrup, whipped cream, perhaps some yogurt, chocolate pudding, and custard.

You should start with a cake on your chair.

Thank you both! Looks like a good list so far. Keep the suggestions coming, I'm willing to use most anything to get my nice suit trashed!

Perhaps buy some pies or cakes to stomp in with your loafers. Maybe even splatter a few in your suit or chest.

What SethJamba said * 100!

I think some chocolate cake batter would go amazing with the suit, also you can try some nutella or chocolate syrup

I second pudding and cake mix!

Ummmm you already have my suggestions from our messages this weekend! Sounds like you're eager to destroy your suit - can't wait to see!