Episode 21 of the Pie in the Face Gameshow is "Miles or Mess"!
TL;DR for all the below: I'm running a marathon in May. But training in winter is horrible. So "sponsor" a run (for free!) by putting your UMD name in the Google Doc below. If I run on your day, I stay clean. If I don't, I get messed up in the next video as punishment. OR, guarantee I get hit with TWO pies by buying from my store by December 31.
Have you ever wanted to see me get plastered with 50 pies? 60? 70??? Now's your chance to make that a reality!
Two things are going down next May: I'm shooting Episode 21 of The Pie in the Face Gameshow, AND running a marathon. Which means I should train all winter... but the weather in the Northeast US is total trash from now until April, so I don't really wanna.
So that's where you come in! I want YOU to sponsor one of my training runs. The Google Doc above has a list of days when I need to run. God knows I won't do all of them. So "sponsor" a run by filling out a row in the spreadsheet. If I run that day, I stay clean. But if I don't, I'll have to pay up by taking the mess you sponsored. Not only that, I'll have your personalized message read to me just before I get messed up!
Or maybe you want to make sure I can't weasel my way out of getting messy. Between now and December 31, every video purchased from my UMD store guarantees that I get hit with TWO pies in my next video! (Purchases can't be private ... I'll need to contact you after your purchase to ask about where you want me to get hit.)
slimesub said: If I ever wanted to make sure I skipped every single day of exercise, this is how I'd do it
If you put your name on the list you'll make it that much harder for me to get out the door!
And for anyone that's wondering, yes, you can put your name down multiple times! Or if you're shy about writing your username publicly, you can write "anonymous" too. Or DM me, and we can work something out
Love you, too
If you put your name on the list you'll make it that much harder for me to get out the door! 
