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1. A girl in a trouser-based casual outfit going for a walk, in the water, in a shallow harbour. The seabed underfoot was, as you'd expect, uneven rocks and stone, and yet for some insane reason the producer had given the girl high heeled shoes to wear. Which given the casual outfit didn't even make sense. The result was of course the poor girl spends the entire scene desparately trying not to break an ankle as she struggles over the rocky floor, which means neither she nor we get to enjoy watching her clothes getting wet. if she's been wearing trainers, would have been a much more comfortable experience for her and enjoyable video for us.
2. A girl in some very nice high-waist red jeans taking a mud-bath in a studio. Not much could go wrong there you'd think? Well, she steps into the bath, facing the camera, then reaches behind and grabs the sides of the tub, stretches her legs out in front of her, towards us, and starts to lower herself into the mud, bum-first, which means we have an absolutely perfect view from the front as her legs sink in and the mud wells up between them and starts to engulf the trunk of her jeans, **and** she's smiling and happy as she lowers herself in. Absolutely stone-cold money-shot right there. EXCEPT - right as she starts to sink in, the damned producer starts lecturing her in a loud male voice, rtight next to the mic, while the camera is running, about how she's doing it wrong, should have dipped her bum first and then stood up again. Talk about taking the concept of a boner-killer to the hardcore extreme? ARRGHHHH! It's not even watchable with the sound off, because the instant the guy starts ranting her expression completely changes and you can see she's upset and tell she's being told off.
3. Going back a lot further, and a different producer, a mud-sinking and re-emergence scene. Older scene, filmed at the turn of the century, so lower resolution, but it was fairly cheap and the preview shots looked OK. Except it turned out the videographer had a horrific case of St Vitus Dance - for the entire scene, the camera bobs about like crazy. Well, other than one section where the camera operator puts it down on the ground. With the view blocked by a clump of grass. The model notices and actually tries to clear the plants out of the way but can't quite reach, having sunk to her waist at this point. No idea where the camera operator was looking, but it clearly wasn't through the camera. Eventually they pick it up and start jigging it about like crazy again. Completely unwatchable. 
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