Am I the only one who can't get either of the above to work?

what browser are you using? could be why, try using a different one and see if it fixes the issue. I use Google Chrome and don't have any issues.

I have an IPad and that uses iOS. Doesn't work on that. I wish Messmaster could fix it for Christmas.

You have chat turned off for mobile devices, in your UMD preferences. I've turned it back on for you.

Any other issues, anybody can hit me up via Contact Us at the bottom.

Thanks Potatoman-J for alerting me to this thread!
Messmaster

To use the 'chat' thingy you need to check the 'private chat' option in your 'preferences' section of your profile.

If you're having trouble getting the private chat thingy to work for you on a phone or tablet, theres an option to 'show private chatbar on mobile device' in the 'display prefs' bit of your 'preferences' section... Try that!

Did MM get you sorted?