Thought I'd write a series called get your revenge here is the first one:

Hope you like it. More on the way

The get your revenge theme ends and Lisa benson Philips comes running out dressed in a black sporty top ,black spandex stirrup leggings and white trainers.

Hello hello yes yes and welcome to this series of get your revenge the show where we put those people who get your nerves and put them where they deserve to be in the gunge hahaha oh yes

So let's meet our contestants today please welcome in the yellow cage Sandra !

The audience boo loudly as the yellow cage is dragged on with Sandra inside she is a black woman in her 40s who's curvy figure fits nicly in the GYR yellow neck top and black spandex stirrup leggings she is wearing white trainers also.


So Sandra you have been sent here because yoir salon have nominated you for being very bossy you order people about all day but you don't do any yourself expect make yourself look nice' Lisa says reading out from a red card.

What do have to say for yourself?

' Not guilty ' she says sticking her head out of the cage' I do help out plus I can't be gunged it would ruin my hair and these fab stirrup leggings' she says showing them off'

'Well we shall see' Lisa grins

Now in the blue cage please welcome Dawn

The audience boo loudly as the blue cage is dragged on with dawn inside pulling at the bars and shaking her head ,she is same age as Sandra and is wearing the same outfit which like Sandra it hugs her body well.

So dawn your family have nominated you for being a bit of a taskmaster you love to dish out the tasks but like Sandra you don't do a lot yourself. Plus you are always leaving your smelly leggings every too yuck! What do you have to yourself! Lisa says looking at dawn

'Not guilty Lisa ' I am good mum plus it's my job to nag otherwise nothing would get done.

'Mmm well we shall we ' Lisa's says knowing what what is coming next

I think it's time we explain what will be happening next both Sandra and dawn will be sat poised over the gunk drop which today eveyone is very very smelly indeed (the camera pans over the large pool of white and green gunge which has the words old smelly socks written on its surface in horrible looking white gunge the big gunge bubbles can be seen bubbling away making it very disgusting and smelly) and they will asked 5 questions if they get all of them right in under 45 seconds they will go away with the nice and dry throphy but they fail then I will pull the leaver we will get our revenge hahaha

The gunk drop theme ends and we see both Sandra and dawn sat on there seats there barefeet just touching the surface of the gunge

'So here we are the gunk drop where Sandra and dawn are look to go plop in to Lisa's smelly slop hahaha' Lisa says laughing

' nervous plus it looks very yucky in there ' Sandra says looking down

' I am not going in dawn says definitely' , I am
Not going to get gunged '

We shall see heheh Lisa's says rubbing her hands together.

Now Sandra I am to ask you 5 general knowledge question get them all right in under 45 seconds and you will avoid the smelly stuff below but if you fail we will pull this leaver and get our revenge. ' Lisa's says looking her and teasing the leaver.

'Ok' she says nervously putting her hands on her knees '

Your 45 seconds starts now!

What is the capital of Austria ?

Errr m Veinna '

Correct that's one ! (A tick sound is heard )

30 seconds left!

Which famous tv personality died last week!

Err mm Paul o Grady

Correct that's two (a tick sound is heard again )

25 seconds left!

Who currently holds the World Cup ?

'Pass sandra says nervously'

Which comedy duo are currently on tour ?

' Pass sandra says putting her head in hands'

The buzzer sounds!

'Oh dear sandra you only got two which mean we get our revenge ahhaha Lisa pulls the leaver down

A load of green gunge hits her on the head coating her face and leggings as she yelps as she goes face down in to the gunge below it ripples and bubbles as she emerges coated in the thick white and green gunge.

Well sandra we got our revenge on you, how are you feeling madam? Lisa's says with a big grin

' yucky ,disgusting and smelly this is stuff vile' she says trying to wipe the thick green and white gunge off her arms and face

Oh indeed it is hahaha and that's how we like her on GYR ' Lisa says with big smile

Now Dawn it's your turn!

'Are you ready?' Lisa's asks

'I am Dawn says confidently

Your 45 seconds starts now!

'Which tube line as recently opened?'

'Elizabeth line' Dawn shouts

Correct that's one

What is the square root of 36 !'

Errr mmm 6 Dawn says

Correct that's two

25 seconds left!

What is the capital of Canada?

Errr pass Dawn says nervously

Who is one of new hosts of bake off!

'Alison Hammond' Dawn shouts

Correct that's three

The buzzer sounds

Hahha oh dear Dawn you only got three so close which means your going in too! Lisa's pulls the leaver down

Before Dawn can say anything a load of thick green and yellow gunge hits her on the head coating her blond hair and leggings nicely as she goes legs frist in to the green and white gunge below a load more green gunge hits her head coating her face and hair well she yells and screams as the gunge hits her head.

Well dawn we got our revenge how do you feel in there ? Lisa's grins

' It's so smelly cold ! It's ruin my leggings! It's so smelly in here yuck! Dawn says holding her nose, I hate getting my spandex messy! She complains splashing about in the thick gunge

Well maybe you should have been nicer , Well glad to here it, that's all we have time for today on GVR join us again soon for more contestants and even more gunge byeeee

The credits roll as everyone waves to the camera

Great great great, I love get your revenge already hehe