Someone dare me to do something messy! I'm helping my messy partner to quit smoking but have failed him. So now I must get my mess on to keep me in line and to focus on helping him!

Make a mud pit outside and wallow around in it. Umm, in a dress.

Welcome to the UMD, Sandy! I love your peanut butter pics!

I'd love to see you covered in honey! All over that cute bum of yours and your hot body; and certainly over your head, running down your face and in your hair!

Norman