do you know fun ways for me to pie myself in the face?
I usually just 1) hold the pie and shove it in my face or 2) put it on a big cushion on my bed and trip myself onto the bed with the pie being on such a high ground that i literally can't avoid my face hitting it once I tripped.
But after a while this is getting boring. Do you have advice for me?
You could lay down above it and plank above it until you cant hold yourself up and splat! or do push ups with the pie below your face and get a little messy work out.
You could lay a pie on the floor, kneel in front of it, time your hands to your feet and take a header into it.. you cant stop yourself past a certain point.
You could make a catapult... simple as a board with a fulcrum point and quickly pushing down the high side or as complex as one with a spring and release mechanism.
I love silver_sea's idea. You could rig a bunch of "dummy strings" and pull one at a time so that you do not know which string will release it.