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"First major session with wife!"
Love you, too
Me and my wife are getting ready for our first major session with cakes, pies, batters, whip creams etc. We are looking for advice on how to go about all this. Any suggestions or ideas would be greatly appreciated. My wife is concerned about getting a UTI from the sugar in everything so how can she prevent that?
Sorry i forgot to mention we plan on having sex during the session so any tips or tricks or info on how to do so safely yet still have fun would be really appreciated
My ex wife and I never experienced any problems and she essentially cleaned up well afterwards. I think some women may be more sensitive to sugars than others. If your wife is really sensitive to it, you may want to limit it to above waist wamming to avoid problems.
I wasn't aware UTI's were an issue related to sugar, I thought it was just yeast infections.
I wasn't aware UTI's were an issue related to sugar, I thought it was just yeast infections.
Wamlanta said: My ex wife and I never experienced any problems and she essentially cleaned up well afterwards. I think some women may be more sensitive to sugars than others. If your wife is really sensitive to it, you may want to limit it to above waist wamming to avoid problems.
I wasn't aware UTI's were an issue related to sugar, I thought it was just yeast infections.
I wasn't aware UTI's were an issue related to sugar, I thought it was just yeast infections.
Sorry I ain't a doctor I think you're right about it being yeast infections not UTIs lol
siestakey said:
Forgot about the sex part. We have never had an issue. We clean each other off if you know what I mean before actual sex, and have a roll of paper towels or wet wash cloth on hand also. We recorded this last one, maybe I will post some pics of us totally covered so she won't get recognized
siestakey said: Here is what the wife and I do, just played this yesterday !! Get a deck of cards and just draw from the deck, low card loses and gets messed. You can add values to the cards like a King gets you a sexual favor, Queen she gets a sexual favor. Maybe leave the Jokers, if you pull a joker you get double messed? We played with 4 Costco sheetcakes cut into 8 pieces and globes with tons of extra frosting. Also made 16 massive frosting pies. We buy big tubs from Sams bakery! We were both totally trashed and it's fun, you never know what cards will come up next!!!
Forgot about the sex part. We have never had an issue. We clean each other off if you know what I mean before actual sex, and have a roll of paper towels or wet wash cloth on hand also. We recorded this last one, maybe I will post some pics of us totally covered so she won't get recognized
The card idea is great!! I'll definitely have to try that!! What else you got lol
I think everyone is different, but I've personally never had any issues getting cakes, pies, pudding, batter, frosting, oil, slime, etc. in my lady parts, including after penetrative sex in mess. Not unusual for it to take a few days to clean itself, though I think that's to be expected. I've never had any discomfort or infections. I wouldn't recommend to douche, that's pretty much never necessary as the vagina is a magical canal of mystery and wonder.
Clean-up wise, spend some time and thoroughly cover everything in plastic, you won't regret it. Also, make a pathway to the bathroom and keep a bucket of water in case you need to wash hands
Clean-up wise, spend some time and thoroughly cover everything in plastic, you won't regret it. Also, make a pathway to the bathroom and keep a bucket of water in case you need to wash hands
Luckily our "WAM" room is directly across the hall from our bedroom and shower so its a quick walk over plastic im gonna lay down. Thinking pies, cool whip and pudding filled, sheet cake or 2, couple buckets of pudding and cake batter. Maybe some chocolate sauce. Anything else?
kittenish said: I wouldn't recommend to douche, that's pretty much never necessary as the vagina is a magical canal of mystery and wonder.
That's maybe my new favorite. My ex always said it was like "self-cleaning oven"
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
kittenish said: I think everyone is different, but I've personally never had any issues getting cakes, pies, pudding, batter, frosting, oil, slime, etc. in my lady parts, including after penetrative sex in mess. Not unusual for it to take a few days to clean itself, though I think that's to be expected. I've never had any discomfort or infections. I wouldn't recommend to douche, that's pretty much never necessary as the vagina is a magical canal of mystery and wonder.
Clean-up wise, spend some time and thoroughly cover everything in plastic, you won't regret it. Also, make a pathway to the bathroom and keep a bucket of water in case you need to wash hands
Clean-up wise, spend some time and thoroughly cover everything in plastic, you won't regret it. Also, make a pathway to the bathroom and keep a bucket of water in case you need to wash hands
We also ever had any issues when mess cums in bodyparts, vaginal or anally. Like kittenish said, it's selfcleaning and works always fine.
And you never know unless you try. May I recomend strawberry's and cream, teasing and slowly messing you're girlsfriends pussy, and like that slowly getting used to mess down below. With that you know if it works and when there are no problems, move to the custard, puddings, savory and other nice things.
Let's have a WAM party !!!!
Through out many sessions, I have never had a partner get a yeast infection or any type of medical issue. So I would not be concerned with your wife having any types of vaginal issues.
I have had the unfortunate aftermath experience of using bisquick and or flour as gunge... don't use that unless you're into scrubbing small flower balls from yourself and your partner's hair for an hour or so.
I have had the unfortunate aftermath experience of using bisquick and or flour as gunge... don't use that unless you're into scrubbing small flower balls from yourself and your partner's hair for an hour or so.
kittenish said: I think everyone is different, but I've personally never had any issues getting cakes, pies, pudding, batter, frosting, oil, slime, etc. in my lady parts, including after penetrative sex in mess. Not unusual for it to take a few days to clean itself, though
Two supplemental things:
1) Advise your ladyfriend in advance that if she happens to look down and find various colors of your slop of choice (clay/chocolate/slime etc.) in her good undies a day or two later, Don't Freak Out. I don't think they will, but the more surprises you can avoid, the better. Also, pee as soon as is convenient afterwards** , and always check behind her ears for missed spots.
2) Kittenish? We need every. filthy. detail.
**Or during? Whatever. It's your party.
