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"Finding the time to WAM"
Love you, too
How do yall find the time to wam? I am especially interested in knowing how people like Ariel and Jayce do it with having family etc. At some point your kids kind of have to know right? How do you keep this a secret with the supplies and smells? I really struggle finding time to indulge myself? Thoughts?
Oh and I really want to get this girl messy.
Oh and I really want to get this girl messy.
It's definitely a challenge but you just gotta plan out your free time around family and another job(because let's be honest there's very few if any that make this their full time job) so you gotta find or make time... It's even more difficult "finding time" with a partner but if you truly want to do it you'll make the time arrange a babysitter so on and so forth.... Be smart about cleanup and use painters tarps and minimize proof you had a messy session.... Bathtubs are great if you want privacy and an easy way to clean up, PolishPH out!
I once rented a whole separate house just for wam to avoid having to explain it to my daughter 
I used to always wam at home when she was reliably out at school (age 11 to 16) but between when she was 16 and 18 she was at 6th form college with irregular hours and shorter days than school. So I was faced with either telling her or getting new premises. I chose new premises. I did eventually tell her when she was 18 though.
I got away with it because I had a strict timetable of completely finishing clean up at least an hour before she got home, giving me time to keep going back with 'fresh' eyes to spot anything I may have missed, hide any packets etc in the kitchen
It never happened, but if she were to finish school early or be sent home, for a long time she didn't have a door key. So she would have phoned and I'd have a chance to say I was out and she should go to grandparents or a friends or to the shops for a little while. As I say it never happened but I had a plan for just in case.
also lemon everything for smells. has to be real lemon - original source lemon shower gel, real lemon juice in with the laundry, open windows and use a bit of air freshener... for at least an hour before she got back.
I also kept a stock of 15 minute drain unfucker handy just in case too
I used to always wam at home when she was reliably out at school (age 11 to 16) but between when she was 16 and 18 she was at 6th form college with irregular hours and shorter days than school. So I was faced with either telling her or getting new premises. I chose new premises. I did eventually tell her when she was 18 though.
I got away with it because I had a strict timetable of completely finishing clean up at least an hour before she got home, giving me time to keep going back with 'fresh' eyes to spot anything I may have missed, hide any packets etc in the kitchen
It never happened, but if she were to finish school early or be sent home, for a long time she didn't have a door key. So she would have phoned and I'd have a chance to say I was out and she should go to grandparents or a friends or to the shops for a little while. As I say it never happened but I had a plan for just in case.
also lemon everything for smells. has to be real lemon - original source lemon shower gel, real lemon juice in with the laundry, open windows and use a bit of air freshener... for at least an hour before she got back.
I also kept a stock of 15 minute drain unfucker handy just in case too
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CandyCustard said: I once rented a whole separate house just for wam to avoid having to explain it to my daughter
What a true hero hahahaha
had a couple of people ask me how my daughter took it when I told her. Haha there is no short answer to this...
Firstly I was careful not to mention any google-able keywords. I didn't say wam, splosh, or candy custard, or sessions
I made out like it was a new thing I was doing, offering appointments with the gunge tank or to have a pie fight. I said it was fetish related but never admitted it was my fetish. She was cool with it as long as I was happy (I was)
Couple of years later, a mutual friend linked to an article I was featured in about wam that told the whole story. My daughter was a bit shocked at first but she understood I wanted to protect her all those years.
Another wam model who has now long since left the scene was always open with her kid, nothing wrong with that, personal choice etc except he was very proud of his mother, so proud that he told some of schoolfriends about it. They googled her and found messy videos and bullied him - that's the kind of thing I was trying to protect my daughter from. Thankfully I managed it.
Also my daughter was quite the young feminist and I fully support that and didn't want to complicate or skew her developing opinions by saying 'actually I get my fanny out on the internet so now process that as well as everything else you are learning about the world'
By the time she knew about me, she was mature enough emotionally to understand everything, including that some people may have negative views of it all.
Firstly I was careful not to mention any google-able keywords. I didn't say wam, splosh, or candy custard, or sessions
I made out like it was a new thing I was doing, offering appointments with the gunge tank or to have a pie fight. I said it was fetish related but never admitted it was my fetish. She was cool with it as long as I was happy (I was)
Couple of years later, a mutual friend linked to an article I was featured in about wam that told the whole story. My daughter was a bit shocked at first but she understood I wanted to protect her all those years.
Another wam model who has now long since left the scene was always open with her kid, nothing wrong with that, personal choice etc except he was very proud of his mother, so proud that he told some of schoolfriends about it. They googled her and found messy videos and bullied him - that's the kind of thing I was trying to protect my daughter from. Thankfully I managed it.
Also my daughter was quite the young feminist and I fully support that and didn't want to complicate or skew her developing opinions by saying 'actually I get my fanny out on the internet so now process that as well as everything else you are learning about the world'
By the time she knew about me, she was mature enough emotionally to understand everything, including that some people may have negative views of it all.
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It can certainly be a challenge to find the time, and some times and time and space, but if you really plan a head you can have a great time. We used to have spontaneous or almost spontaneous wam sessions but those days are pretty much gone with the way life is now.
Always looking for friends... So dont be shy.
polishph06 said: It's definitely a challenge but you just gotta plan out your free time around family and another job(because let's be honest there's very few if any that make this their full time job) so you gotta find or make time... It's even more difficult "finding time" with a partner but if you truly want to do it you'll make the time arrange a babysitter so on and so forth.... Be smart about cleanup and use painters tarps and minimize proof you had a messy session.... Bathtubs are great if you want privacy and an easy way to clean up, PolishPH out!
Yep, true here too. We are fortunate as a couple to share this, but sometimes couples produce kids, and they can interfere at any age. Just got to keep trying.
That Guy said: Listen, if you guys are looking to unload your kids on the dark web, PM me. I know some people. Nothing weird, only nice homes. Absolutely rated as the best human traffickers, I guarantee.
Lol wut
deepblue said: That's fascinating to hear Candy. I often wonder how the folk around me would take it if I was totally open. Can I ask about how you told other family members and close friends and what their reactions were?
My mum - cool! I've always wanted to do that! (I pointed her toward sploshagirl and put my fingers in my ears lalalanotlisteningargghh)
My nan - 'oh, that sounds a pain in the bum' (immediately catching on about the level of cleaning
) My brother just can't believe it's really a thing but he's cool with it. I showed him the version of rubbish british bake off I did for messtival and he just sighed deeply and asked which national institution I was going to bring into disrepute next
They are the only family that know. Kinda have to tell people sometimes when you have a gunge tank in your living room (well now it's hidden away in the studio but at the time not so much)
My friends - I've tended to always be fairly open about it so most of them know and they have all been awesome
Oh and another point on finding time to wam - especially those of you with kids, without resorting to selling them on the darkweb
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
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CandyCustard said: Oh and another point on finding time to wam - especially those of you with kids, without resorting to selling them on the darkweb
I mean I *do* get a little commission, so let's don't dismiss this out of hand.
But otherwise, I'll agree with whoever said it above, the insights into being an "out" wammer are always fascinating.
CandyCustard said:
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
Candy Custard Queen of Wam and potentially an awesome serial killer
LisaMoomin said:
Candy Custard Queen of Wam and potentially an awesome serial killer
CandyCustard said:
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
Candy Custard Queen of Wam and potentially an awesome serial killer
I'm more of a cereal killer tbh
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CandyCustard said: I'm more of a cereal killer tbh
Oh god that Pun
CandyCustard said:
I'm more of a cereal killer tbh
LisaMoomin said:
Candy Custard Queen of Wam and potentially an awesome serial killer
CandyCustard said:
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
HOTEL WAM!!
Pack everything into suitcases. Include a bunch of cleaning spray, cloths, very strong binbags. Upend the bed against the wall. Warm substances like custard under the hot water in the sink. Inflate a smallish pool. Plastic and towels everywhere. Be careful not to set off the smoke alarm (high levels of steam set it off so keep the bathroom door closed) Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door and lock it and put the chain on. When finished, clean up thoroughly getting rid of any residue down the loo and triple bag any evidence making sure the bags are not too heavy. You can either then take the rubbish away in your suitcase or leave it for the maids with a note and a small bribe. Works a charm. I haven't been banned from any hotel chains yet
Candy Custard Queen of Wam and potentially an awesome serial killer
I'm more of a cereal killer tbh
So that's what happened to Captain Crunch...
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
What really complicates things is when you are at the mercy of both time and the elements. On top of that I keep it completely secret so a lot of things get "hidden in plain sight".
Dirty Job but I got to do it 20+ years. Thanks.
deepblue said:
I've kept a big bucket of natrosol at my folks house for years. I told them it was for making primer to paint on canvas. Seemed to satisfy, no questions asked.
DuncanEdwards said: On top of that I keep it completely secret so a lot of things get "hidden in plain sight".
I've kept a big bucket of natrosol at my folks house for years. I told them it was for making primer to paint on canvas. Seemed to satisfy, no questions asked.
Yeah that's kind of how it works.
Dirty Job but I got to do it 20+ years. Thanks.
DuncanEdwards said:
Yeah that's kind of how it works.
deepblue said:
I've kept a big bucket of natrosol at my folks house for years. I told them it was for making primer to paint on canvas. Seemed to satisfy, no questions asked.
DuncanEdwards said: On top of that I keep it completely secret so a lot of things get "hidden in plain sight".
I've kept a big bucket of natrosol at my folks house for years. I told them it was for making primer to paint on canvas. Seemed to satisfy, no questions asked.
Yeah that's kind of how it works.
Yup I have two bags of potting soil dirt in my garage for traction and weight in the winter time lol
Always looking for friends... So dont be shy.
Hidden in plain sight, yup remember that well. We used to have a nook by the door for cardboard recycling. When I had to defost big cakes overnight, I would leave them in their boxes in amongst the real recycling.
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This post has coincided with this report..
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
LisaMoomin said: This post has coincided with this report..
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
They're on their phones. Couples sit side by side in bed resplendent in pyjamas and wincyette nighties sexting with remote partners they've never met and sharing Game of Thrones spoiler memes.
Here's Ginger having killed some cocoa pops. Don't worry, they were free-range so led a happy life...
Bringing pleasure to literally tens of people!
LisaMoomin said: This post has coincided with this report..
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
British people 'having less sex' than previously https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-48184848
Made me wonder whether peoples lives these days are just fuller with other activities, and we are spending less time in the bedroom, or bathroom in most of our cases
Haha Candy next time I'm up, I'll bring a case of cereal instead of toffee sauce, if you'd prefer
Make that porridge and hoo yeah baby
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ItsJay said: Between work and other boring life things, getting messy is risky. I have actually booked time off work just to get messy. The last time I got messy was with a few bottles of lotion. Its pretty easy to hide those, and its not really something anyone would question.
The most complex operation I have done to get messy in short time is booking the day off work (after carefully planning it ((after finding out who is doing what in my home (((work etc))) I managed to get 1 slab of butter, 1 tub of Betty crocker chocolate icing, a big jug of syrup, a big trifle and a bottle of chocolate sauce...then the plan of action!
-Book time off when no one is in for a few hours, and around the time bin men come (so your left overs arnt sitting in a bin for weeks on end)
-Go to a shop you dont usually go to to buy supplies
-Place x1 carry bag on the floor
-Open all lids and throw any packets in said bag
-Open the bottle of bubble bath, shampoo and Lynx chocolate shower gel (Just to hide any smells)
-Check all the doors are locked, check curtains are cloes, check all the doors are locked, make sure things are turned off, check all doors are locked, get in the bath ready and get back out to make sure all doors are locked (Then tell me to stop fucking worrying and wasting time)
-get naked
-Turn myself into a sloppy mess
-When finished, slodge around in the tub making sure everything is all mushy, and add lots of bubble bath and cross your slippery fingers that it all goes down the drain.
-Place all used containers into plastic bag
-Get clean, make sure everything is clean, make sure everything smells of Lynx chocolate.
-Throw rubbish into recycling (and hide it between other recycling) and wait for the bin men to come and destroy your evidence.
This is how I usually get messy (And believe it or not, when I did this, the fucking hot water stopped working. Out of ALL the times. Thankfully the shower was there)
The most complex operation I have done to get messy in short time is booking the day off work (after carefully planning it ((after finding out who is doing what in my home (((work etc))) I managed to get 1 slab of butter, 1 tub of Betty crocker chocolate icing, a big jug of syrup, a big trifle and a bottle of chocolate sauce...then the plan of action!
-Book time off when no one is in for a few hours, and around the time bin men come (so your left overs arnt sitting in a bin for weeks on end)
-Go to a shop you dont usually go to to buy supplies
-Place x1 carry bag on the floor
-Open all lids and throw any packets in said bag
-Open the bottle of bubble bath, shampoo and Lynx chocolate shower gel (Just to hide any smells)
-Check all the doors are locked, check curtains are cloes, check all the doors are locked, make sure things are turned off, check all doors are locked, get in the bath ready and get back out to make sure all doors are locked (Then tell me to stop fucking worrying and wasting time)
-get naked
-Turn myself into a sloppy mess
-When finished, slodge around in the tub making sure everything is all mushy, and add lots of bubble bath and cross your slippery fingers that it all goes down the drain.
-Place all used containers into plastic bag
-Get clean, make sure everything is clean, make sure everything smells of Lynx chocolate.
-Throw rubbish into recycling (and hide it between other recycling) and wait for the bin men to come and destroy your evidence.
This is how I usually get messy
(And believe it or not, when I did this, the fucking hot water stopped working. Out of ALL the times. Thankfully the shower was there) God I remember those days when I was younger, I certainly don't miss them. I feel exhausted from reading that. I must be getting old, seriously, I'm going to lie down and take a nap.
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
